This isn’t a book! It’s a lock box safe.

book safe book lock box

Paris is great, but nobody on God’s Green Earth will ever want to open this lame book! That’s why this book is the perfect place to hide cash, jewelry, and other valuables.

Oh, and don’t worry about thieves looking for a big Paris book on your bookshelf — there are other equally-lame book designs to choose from.

VARIOUS OPTIONS AVAILABLE: 7 different designs for your choice

EXTERIOR DIMENTION: 9.5 x 6.2 x 2.2 inches INSIDE STORAGE AREA MEASURES: 9.2 x 5.7 x 1.6 inches

EASY TO LOCK AND OPEN: Don’t worry about losing keys. If you’re not sure about setting up password or forget the password, please contact Jssmst friendly support team for quick solutions

book safe book lock box

Show off your ripped abs! This fanny pack is awesome

funny abs fanny pack

Doing sit-ups is for chumps! Just strap on this amazing fanny pack and enjoy all the oohs and aahs!

funny abs fanny pack
funny abs fanny pack

The MAGIC Green Hat…

US border patrol hat

Visiting in South Western USA, I needed to go to the emergency room. Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my MAGIC GREEN HAT.

When I went into the E.R., I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left. I guess they decided that they weren’t that sick after all. It cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time.

Here’s the hat:

It also works at Dept. of Motor Vehicles. It saved me 5 hours.

At the Laundromat, three minutes after entering, I had my choice of any machine, most still running.

It might also cut your wait time at the grocery store.

But…don’t try it at McDonald’s…
The whole crew ran out the back door and I never did get my order!

The only Superhero who can *actually* save mankind!

funny christian t-shirt superhero jesus and that's how I saved the world

Superhero Jesus!

Printed on a pre-shrunk garment – Wont shrink

Printed in the U.S.A.

funny christian t-shirt superhero jesus and that's how I saved the world

A portable generator is a must if you live in a disaster-prone area

champion portable generator

This portable generator can keep your refrigerator running. More importantly, it can power your cell phone and anything else you need in order to stay informed in an emergency situation.

Dual Fuel – Runs on GAS or PROPANE straight out of the box. Engine type: 4-stroke, wheel diameter: 8.0 inches

4750 starting watts, 3800 running watts with up to 9 hours run time on a full tank of gas and up to 10.5 hours on a 20 lb. propane tank

Powered by a reliable 224cc Champion engine with Touch Start, push-button electric start (battery included)

Outlets – 120V 30A RV, 120V 30A locking, two 120V 20A household outlets all secured by Volt Guard, protects your appliances from power surges

champion portable generator