Doing sit-ups is for chumps! Just strap on this amazing fanny pack and enjoy all the oohs and aahs!
This T-shirt will be the talk of the church picnic!
Let everyone know what's in your coffee cup LOL
A nice way to greet unwelcome "visitors" to your home!
A good host never lets a guest's glass (or can) go empty
Bad guys can't open your safe if they don't know you have one!
Keep one of these in your car and home at all times!
Be ready to go full Rambo at a moment's notice!
Porch pirates hate this thing! And it makes answering the door much safer