Author: Mike
Go camping or tailgating in style!
This folding chair set is made of 600D offord cloth, waterproof and breathable. Stronger elasticity than the other’s usual portable camping chair fabric. The camping chair can hold 260 pounds, but its weight is only 4.2 LB
The American flag pattern fold-able beach chair set includes 2 chairs and 1 table, the mesh cup holders design is easy to store the cup and other drinks
Portabilty and easy setup, The steel legs adopt tent-like design, which can be easily set up in only few seconds. So you could release from the tiredness of the journey when you have this folding chair
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A joke for our friends in Chicago!
The coach had put together the perfect team for the Chicago Bears. The only thing missing was a good quarterback He scouted and scouted but couldn’t find a quarterback who could give the Bears a shot at a Super Bowl win.
Then one night while watching the news he saw a war-zone scene in the West Bank. In one corner of the background, he spotted a young Israeli soldier with a truly incredible arm. He threw a hand grenade straight into a 15th story window 100 yards away. KABOOM!
He threw another hand grenade 75 yards away, right into a chimney. KA-BLOOEY! Then he threw another at a passing car going 90 mph. BULLS-EYE!
“I’ve got to get this guy!” the coach said to himself. “He has the perfect arm!”
So, he brings him to the States and teaches him the great game of football. And the Bears go on to win the Super Bowl.
The young man is hailed as a great hero of football, and when the coach asks him what he wants, all the young man wants is to call his mother.
“Mom,” he says into the phone, “I just won the Super Bowl!”
“I don’t want to talk to you”, the old woman says. “You are not my son!”
“I don’t think you understand, Mom,” the young man pleads. “I’ve won the greatest sporting event in the world. I’m here among thousands of my adoring fans.”
“No! Let me tell you!” his mother retorts. “At this very moment, there are gunshots all around us. The neighborhood is a pile of rubble. Your two brothers were beaten within an inch of their lives last week, and I have to keep your sister in the house so she doesn’t get raped!”
The old lady pauses, and then tearfully says,……….”I’ll never forgive you for making us move to Chicago!”
The young man is hailed as a great hero of football, and when the coach asks him what he wants, all the young man wants is to call his mother.
“Mom,” he says into the phone, “I just won the Super Bowl!”
“I don’t want to talk to you”, the old woman says. “You are not my son!”
“I don’t think you understand, Mom,” the young man pleads. “I’ve won the greatest sporting event in the world. I’m here among thousands of my adoring fans.”
“No! Let me tell you!” his mother retorts. “At this very moment, there are gunshots all around us. The neighborhood is a pile of rubble. Your two brothers were beaten within an inch of their lives last week, and I have to keep your sister in the house so she doesn’t get raped!”
The old lady pauses, and then tearfully says,……….”I’ll never forgive you for making us move to Chicago!”
The ultimate backpack! Great as a bug out bag, camping, & more
Made in USA
The RUSH72 military backpack features bug out bag design, built from high strength, water-repellant rucksack made with 1000D nylon; 3342 cubic inch / 55 liter total capacity
This Molle backpack is ready for patrol. Dual-zippered front and main compartments with glove friendly molded grip pulls. admin organization pocket to store maps, pens and documents
This heavy duty large military backpack features a front pocket – 15.5 x 11.5 x 2 inch, main compartment – 23 H x 13.5 L x 8.5 inches, hydration pocket -21 x 13.5 inches, left and right side pockets – 16.5 x 6 x 1.75 inch
A very affordable way to protect your most valuable possessions!
1.2-cubic-feet security safe with electronic lock and 2 emergency override keys
Steel construction with carpeted floor to protect against scratches and damage; Safe is not fireproof or waterproof
2 live-door bolts and pry-resistant concealed hinges; adjustable/removable interior shelf
Reprogrammable digital access; uses four AA batteries (not included)
Four bolts included to mount safe to wall, floor, or shelf
Exterior measures 16.93 by 14.57 by 10.63 inches (L x W x H); Interior space measures 16.81 x 12.15 x 10.51 inches (L x W x H) and door is approximately 2 inches thick
A wonderful way to greet unwelcome guests!
Put this hilarious sign right where everyone can see it!
8 INCH X 12 INCH
GREAT FOR INDOORS OR OUT
MADE FROM EMBOSSED ALUMINUM
MADE IN THE USA!!
