Right. This six pack holster is for your guests! wink wink
Please drink responsibly … or call an Uber. 🙂
Gifts for Conservatives
Give the bad guys a taste of this police-strength pepper gel
Regular pepper spray goes everywhere, and it can your eyes, too. Pepper gel hits the bad guy and ONLY the bad guy! Stay safe out there.
ENHANCED SAFETY – pepper gel does not atomize like traditional pepper spray, meaning it virtually eliminates wind blowback and only affects what it directly contacts, plus it offers a 20% greater range (18’ feet/5.5M) for protection at a safer distance
MAXIMUM STOPPING POWER – maximum strength formula is backed by our in-house high performance liquid chromatography laboratory which guarantees maximum stopping power, eliminating the 30% failure rate experienced with other brands (University of Utah study); plus UV marking dye aids in suspect identification
#1 BRAND TRUSTED BY POLICE AND CONSUMERS WORLDWIDE – including New York, Chicago PD, Los Angeles County Sheriff’s & U.S. Marshals; made in the U.S.A. and ISO 9001:2008 certified with a 4-year shelf life from the date of manufacture
EASILY ACCESSIBLE WITH PROTECTION AGAINST MULTIPLE THREATS – belt holster helps pepper gel be ready at a moment’s notice; contains 18 bursts plus a flip top safety mechanism to prevent accidental discharge
FREE TRAINING – packaging includes link to free training video in addition to publicly available safety tips on our blog
T-shirts like this only exist in the Land of the FREE
A bald eagle t-shirt for proud American patriots!
100% Cotton
Made in USA
Created, developed, dyed, and printed in Marlborough, NH
100% Oekotex Certified which guarantees shirts are free of chemicals harmful to your body
Good luck finding a cooler light than this
Apologies for the horrible pun! Seriously, you’re gonna need this cooler light at night.
NO MOUNTING REQUIRED: Turn it on and toss it in! DOES NOT have to be permanently attach to the inside of your cooler like other cooler lights!
WATERPROOF IN UP TO 6 FEET OF WATER: The Starbright Cooler light is waterproof up to 6 feet and can last up to 48 hours submerged in your cooler on the energy saving setting.
WHITE LIGHT AND RED LIGHT: Our cooler light will also has two color options: White light and red light.
RECHARGEABLE, NO BATTERIES REQUIRED: One charge can provide up to 60 hours of white light and up to 31 hours of red light.
LOW MAINTENANCE: The light can be fully recharged in approximately 5 hours. It can be charged from most USB power sources.
Admit it … Christian puns are hilarious!
Remind everyone that America is still a Christian country with this hilarious Relish Sweet Jesus t-shirt! 🙂
Cotton Poly Blend
Kerusso Christian T Shirt With Fun Relish Sweet Jesus Parody Graphic
Green Color Super Soft Cotton Poly Blend T-Shirt With High Quality No-Fade Printed Graphic Detail On Front
Share your faith anywhere you go with this powerful Christian message T Shirt!
This Christian T Shirt Is Proudly Printed in the USA
Scare the hell out of your family with the Prank Pregnancy Test – It ALWAYS turns positive!
The Right Time prank pregnancy test was designed to give positive results under any circumstance and is a great gag for you to play on your husband, boyfriend, girlfriend, parents or anyone else that you feel like joking.
The tests could be used as a joke at a bridal shower, bachelorette party, or any other shenanigans you may have in mind. Using urine on the test is not necessary because it was manufactured to turn positive using any liquid that is not too acidic.
Patio, RV, camping, tailgating … have a BBQ literally anywhere on this Weber grill!
Total cooking area = 280 Square Inches
Stainless steel burner
12,000 BTU-per-hour input main burner
Two folding work tables
Protect yourself with a dash cam before it’s too late!
AFTER a car accident is the wrong time to buy a dash cam. If the accident isn’t your fault, the dash cam will prove it. If it IS your fault … oops, it wasn’t turned on! haha 🙂
Best dash cam to record inside and outside picked by Wirecutter. Based on powerful Novatek NT96660 CPU, Sony Exmor IMX323 sensor (inside car camera) and OV4689 (front car camera) image sensor, the dual 1080P dash cam simultaneously captures road front (170°) and inside cabin (140°) in crystal details at dual 1920x1080P 30fps.
Advanced sony IMX323 sensor, F2.0 6-glass lens rear facing cam plus 4 IR LED lights greatly enhances night vision inside car at low light environment, making your driving more safer at night.
F1.8 6-glass lens front facing cam and unique HDR video system automatically balance the light and dark areas of the video. Simply toggle the night vision status by pressing the power button.
Seamless Loop Recording overwrites the oldest footage with the newest upon filling a card to capacity. Variable sensitivity G-sensor auto detects a sudden shake/collision and emergency locks the footage to “Event File” to prevent that video from an overwrite.
These “guns” are for shots of a different kind
An amazing gift for gun enthusiasts who like to have a bit of fun!
🥃 BE THE LIFE OF THE PARTY with ShotsClub, a unique Party Kit all of your friends will be talking about! Take out your briefcase, put on your holster loaded with shot glasses and your guns glass decanter set and serve up the fun
🥃 YOU WON’T FIND ANOTHER glass liquor decanter set like this. ShotsClub comes with 2 gun decanters made of thick quality glass, a holster to handle each gun and hold all 8 traditional shot glasses, and a durable case with protective padding
🥃 GUARANTEED TO PLEASE – We know you are going to love this unique one of a kind scotch whiskey decanter set with the cool shot glasses holster and classy briefcase; it’s the ultimate in party accessories! Backed by the Amazon A-Z guarantee with Prime available
Don’t go hunting or shooting without ear protection
Hunting Range Gear Hearing Protection Muffs
#1 selling hunting earmuffs on Amazon
Made of the highest quality materials
Another great Walker’s product
This should be required reading for all Americans
Deadly Force: Understanding Your Right to Self Defense.
In a long-awaited update of the world’s most authoritative work on the subject, Massad Ayoob draws from an additional three decades of experience to educate responsible firearms owners about the legal, ethical, and practical use of firearms in self defense–the armed citizens’ rules of engagement.
- Understand the legal and ethical issues surrounding use of lethal force by private citizens.
- Learn about the social and psychological issues surrounding use of lethal force in defense of self or others.
- Preparation and mitigation–steps the responsible armed citizen can/should take.
“After forty years as a practicing criminal defense attorney, I know that what Mas says, teaches, and writes is the best, state-of-the-art knowledge you can get.” ~Jeff Weiner, Former President, National Association of Criminal Defense Lawyers
The oldest pun in the Bible!
Noah guy who loves quality Christian puns? 🙂
Solid colors: 100% Cotton; Heather Grey: 90% Cotton, 10% Polyester; All Other Heathers: 50% Cotton, 50% Polyester
Lightweight, Classic fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem
For coin collectors or just for fun, this Trump gold coin is beautiful!
- Proof-Like Quality – High Precision Manufacturing, Heavy (Same Size and Weight as a Half Dollar).
- Kit includes Gold Plated Coin, Coin Box, Certificate of Authenticity.
- For Patriots, by Patriots.
Keep Your Can Cold and Show Your Support for President Trump!
Make America Great Again Can Coolers – 4 pack
Made in the USA
A great way to support Donald Trump while keeping your can ice cold!
Stash your guns in unexpected places and take the bad guys by surprise
Magnetic Gun Mount & Holster for Vehicle and Home
PREMIUM QUALITY: Highest quality powerful 35 lbs rated rubber coated magnets will firmly hold your firearms without scratching them. Install almost any gun type and model in a variety of ways for quick access or storage.
ALL BRANDS: Smith & Wesson, Ruger, Springfield, Sig Sauer, Glock, Colt, Kel Tec, Heckler & Koch, Browning, Walther, Taurus, Remington, Winchester, Mossberg, Beretta, Rossi, FN herstal……
ALL FIREARM TYPES: Handguns, Rifles, Shotguns, Pistols, Revolvers, Concealed Carry, Magazines…
USE IN HOME OR VEHICLE: Easily install our magnet in your Car, Truck, Wall, Vault, Bedside, Doorway, Desk, Table, Safe…
One of the baddest, most AMERICAN t-shirts ever
A kickass American t-shirt for true, kickass Americans!
100% Cotton
Made in the USA
Created, developed, dyed, and printed in Marlborough, NH
100% Oekotex Certified which guarantees shirts are free of chemicals harmful to your body
Who knew Abe Lincoln T-shirts could be so funny?!
Funny History Teacher T-Shirt Joke: Four Score & Seven Years. Makes for a hilarious gift for history buffs and history lovers! Rock this unique Abraham Lincoln humor tshirt & get this perfect clothing gift idea for anyone, even a liberal!
Lightweight, Classic fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem
Machine wash cold with like colors, dry low heat
Double the bald eagles, double the awesome!
The only thing better than a t-shirt with a bald eagle on it is a t-shirt with TWO bald eagles!
100% Cotton
Created, developed, dyed, and printed in Marlborough, NH
100% Oekotex Certified which guarantees shirts are free of chemicals harmful to your body
Know your SCOTUS history! This is an amazingly cool gift
See the winners and the losers in over 30 famous US Supreme Court cases. Add a hot beverage and the losers disappear, revealing who won these landmark cases.
12 oz. ceramic mug. Comes in a colorful box.
This the kind of gift that even liberals could appreciate!
Easily mount your smartphone onto your rifle, fishing rod, hunting bow, and more!
ACTION MOUNT ADAPTER – This Sportsman Mount works with all Smartphones. Easy-to-use, works with any smartphone model, can be used with a rugged case, or waterproof case.
RECORD POV FOOTAGE – No matter what your phone model/size, this product will fit. Now you can get cool footage with your phone while fishing and hunting.
ADJUSTABLE – This mount tilts to capture whatever view angle you choose. Attach to gun barrel, fishing pole, ATV handlebars, bike tubing, railing, etc.
