Gifts for Conservatives

If you’re gonna light up, look cool while you’re doing it!

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.50 cal zippo lighter gift for gun lovers

Classic .50 cal Zippo.

PREMIUM QUALITY: All metal construction. Zippo pocket cigarette lighters are wind resistant, durable, and are extremely reliable.

LIFETIME WARRANTY: Refillable for a lifetime of use. Flints are replaceable. Made in the USA “Fix it free” lifetime warranty. If this cool mini zippo lighter ever fails you can return it to Zippo manufacturing for repair–no sales receipt needed.

WINDPROOF DESIGN: Zippo vintage lighters offers a windproof design so that you are never without a flame.

PERFECT FOR EVERYDAY USE: Perfect way to start a campfire or BBQ. Keep one in the car, in the tool box, in the emergency kit, on the workbench, in the garage or anywhere a reliable flame lighter might come in handy.

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The greatest Trump t-shirt ever made!

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ultimate trump t-shirt trump riding a tank

Liberal heads will turn—and instantly explode—when they see you wearing this ultimate Trump t-shirt!

100% Cotton

Hand dyed shirt featuring a realistic, 3D graphic on a preshrunk, 100 percent cotton shirt hand dyed and printed by The Mountain

Amazon review:

My son bought this shirt to irritate his dad. It fits as expected and it has irritated his dad.

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Make sure your door is secure no matter where you are

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portable door lock addalock

The Addalock is a portable door lock that installs in seconds without any tools required.

The Addalock gives you additional safety, security and privacy.

Use it at home or take it with you when you travel, apartment living, hotel students, school lock down

The Addalock is great if you are staying at an AirBNB or any other short term rental

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Keep yer guns clean, America!

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gloryfire gun cleaning kit

All-in-one: Universal cleaning accessory kit for used for all types of shotguns, rifles and pistol cleaning. All you need to clean common caliber guns in a compact case.

No Cheap Plastic: all our slotted tips and cleaning jags are made of high quality brass and high quality nylon plastic. Sets from other brands use cheap plastic tips that can easily break after two uses.

Helpful & Portable: Keep your guns performing at their best by utilizing this cleaning/maintenance kit. Everything is kept neat and organized in the lightweight durable plastic carrying case.

Package: 3 solid brass rods for 17-270 caliber rifles; 3 solid brass rods for 30 caliber rifles, pistols, shotguns and muzzleloaders; In addition the Universal Gun Cleaning Kit also has 14 brushes; 9 mops; 12 spear-pointed jags; 1 black powder jag; 4 slotted patch loops; 3 utility brushes; 3 muzzle guards; 3 accessory adapters; 50 3×3″ cleaning patches and 4 polishing clothes.

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Bald eagles at sunset!

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bald eagle sunset t-shirt

This one of the most beautiful bald eagle t-shirts you’re ever gonna see.

Over-sized relaxed fit

Reinforced double-stitching on all seams

Comfortable, pre-shrunk & ready to wear

100% Cotton tee

Unique printing process

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Lonely? This life-size Trump cardboard cutout should do the trick!

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trump life size cardboard cutout
  • LIFESIZE CUTOUT SPECIFICS: 26″W x 74″H (Depth: 8″)
  • PERFECT FOR: Children’s Birthday Parties, Special Events, School, Corporate Events, Awards Programs, Fairs, Festivals, Galas, Fundraisers And Green/Eco Events.
  • WOW: Make Any Special Event Or Party Spectacular With The Coolest Cut outs.  Wow Your Loved Ones With A Unique Gift That They Will Remember For Years! Display As A Prop At Trade Shows, Performances, Plays, Holidays And More.
  • MADE IN AMERICA: Proudly Manufactured In The U.S.A. HIGH QUALITY: Advanced Graphics’ Produces The Highest Quality Cardboard Standups And Custom Prints In The World.
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Stay safe and lock those triggers

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trigger locks gun locks 3 pack

Every gun owner needs trigger locks like these, especially if there are kids in the house!

The RioRand Gun Trigger Lock is preset at 0-0-0 – Easily reset it to the combination of your choice by simply pressing a paperclip to the reset button

Set-your-own password combination Gun Trigger Locks. Resettable combination locking mechanisms for keyless convenience

The gun safe combination locks fits ar15,1911,many handguns,rifles,Bb Gun and shotguns.Pls lubricate the locks with gun oil before using.

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Canada first? No. Mexico first? Try again!

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america first t-shirt

We’re Americans. We put our people first above all else. What’s wrong with that? That’s what this t-shirt says.

Solid colors: 100% Cotton; Heather Grey: 90% Cotton, 10% Polyester; All Other Heathers: 50% Cotton, 50% Polyester

AMERICA FIRST T-Shirt. GOOD IDEA and GREAT Shirt to show support for our Nation. MAGA! GET YOURS !!!!

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Who knew Abe Lincoln T-shirts could be so funny?!

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funny abraham lincoln t-shirt that is so four score and seven years ago

Funny History Teacher T-Shirt Joke: Four Score & Seven Years. Makes for a hilarious gift for history buffs and history lovers! Rock this unique Abraham Lincoln humor tshirt & get this perfect clothing gift idea for anyone, even a liberal!

Lightweight, Classic fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem

Machine wash cold with like colors, dry low heat

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How to look like a total badass

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kickass american flag t-shirt grunt style

Stars & Stripes, baby! This t-shirt lets ’em know.

Authentic Grunt Style Apparel sold by Authorized Retailer

Sizing tends to run small, order a size up if you’re unsure

Ultra soft and comfortable

Light Fabric Proudly printed in the USA

Original Grunt Style design and is guaranteed to you 100% by their ‘Beer Guarantee’

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Some t-shirts are patriotic AND funny!

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funny america t-shirt bald eagle ben franklin george washington

This is a funny t-shirt. And it’s patriotic as hell! George Washington would be proud.

MICHIGAN ARTISTS & PRINTERS | this design was drawn and screen printed (silk screened) with pride by skilled illustrators and printers in Ann Arbor.

SOFT FABRICS | This shirt is a ringspun, 30/1 fine jersey knit on 90% USA-grown cotton (10% polyester for the two-tone effect). If you don’t speak t-shirt geek, that means they are soft and smooth with a high thread-count, tight knit made out of fuzzy plants grown by American farmers.

TOP QUALITY INKS | We use QCM screen printing inks, manufactured in Pineville, North Carolina.

PATRIOTIC TEE | Lee Greenwood’s “God Bless the USA” was played on loop during print run, and each t-shirt is given a patriotic high-five before shipped out.

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A t-shirt for true patriots. These colors don’t run!

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bald eagle american flag t-shirt

If you have a t-shirt with an American flag on it, wear it. But if you have a t-shirt with an American flag AND a bald eagle, wear that instead!

100% Cotton

Hand dyed and printed in new hampshire USA by craftsmen committed to the highest standards of quality and workmanship, it’s apparel you will wear proudly.

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This collectable “zero cents” AOC coin has no actual value, much like AOC herself

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zero cents coin zero cents penny aoc alexandria ocasio cortez funny gift collectible coin

No matter what you do with this collectible piece of political history, you’ll have a good laugh at AOC’s colossal stupidity. “Pay” it to a liberal instead of a real penny! Or better yet, keep it as a funny keepsake or give it as a gift.

Also available: Zero Cents Bernie Sanders, Zero Cents Elizabeth Warren, and Zero Cents Joe Biden — all WORTHLESS!

This collectible “zero cents” AOC coin is hilarious!

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BBQ party cornhole game with a cool hunting theme!

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american flag deer hunting cornhole

Cornhole is tons of fun at any outdoor party. It’s even more fun if you’re tossing bean bags at a deer-themed USA cornhole board!

Duck Cloth

Made in USA

Comes With 8 Bags

Built with highest quality materials

Legs Fold Up Under Neath Boards

ACA Regulation 24 X 48

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A good host never lets a guest’s glass (or can) go empty

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six pack can holster

Right. This six pack holster is for your guests! wink wink

Please drink responsibly … or call an Uber. 🙂

six pack can holster
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Give the bad guys a taste of this police-strength pepper gel

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Regular pepper spray goes everywhere, and it can your eyes, too. Pepper gel hits the bad guy and ONLY the bad guy! Stay safe out there.

ENHANCED SAFETY – pepper gel does not atomize like traditional pepper spray, meaning it virtually eliminates wind blowback and only affects what it directly contacts, plus it offers a 20% greater range (18’ feet/5.5M) for protection at a safer distance

MAXIMUM STOPPING POWER – maximum strength formula is backed by our in-house high performance liquid chromatography laboratory which guarantees maximum stopping power, eliminating the 30% failure rate experienced with other brands (University of Utah study); plus UV marking dye aids in suspect identification

#1 BRAND TRUSTED BY POLICE AND CONSUMERS WORLDWIDE – including New York, Chicago PD, Los Angeles County Sheriff’s & U.S. Marshals; made in the U.S.A. and ISO 9001:2008 certified with a 4-year shelf life from the date of manufacture

EASILY ACCESSIBLE WITH PROTECTION AGAINST MULTIPLE THREATS – belt holster helps pepper gel be ready at a moment’s notice; contains 18 bursts plus a flip top safety mechanism to prevent accidental discharge

FREE TRAINING – packaging includes link to free training video in addition to publicly available safety tips on our blog

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T-shirts like this only exist in the Land of the FREE

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patriotic t-shirt two bald eagles american flag

A bald eagle t-shirt for proud American patriots!

100% Cotton

Made in USA

Created, developed, dyed, and printed in Marlborough, NH

100% Oekotex Certified which guarantees shirts are free of chemicals harmful to your body

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Good luck finding a cooler light than this

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starbright waterproof led cooler light coleman igloo

Apologies for the horrible pun! Seriously, you’re gonna need this cooler light at night.

NO MOUNTING REQUIRED: Turn it on and toss it in! DOES NOT have to be permanently attach to the inside of your cooler like other cooler lights!

WATERPROOF IN UP TO 6 FEET OF WATER: The Starbright Cooler light is waterproof up to 6 feet and can last up to 48 hours submerged in your cooler on the energy saving setting.

WHITE LIGHT AND RED LIGHT: Our cooler light will also has two color options: White light and red light.

RECHARGEABLE, NO BATTERIES REQUIRED: One charge can provide up to 60 hours of white light and up to 31 hours of red light.

LOW MAINTENANCE: The light can be fully recharged in approximately 5 hours. It can be charged from most USB power sources.

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Admit it … Christian puns are hilarious!

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funny christian t-shirt relish sweet jesus

Remind everyone that America is still a Christian country with this hilarious Relish Sweet Jesus t-shirt! 🙂

Cotton Poly Blend

Kerusso Christian T Shirt With Fun Relish Sweet Jesus Parody Graphic

Green Color Super Soft Cotton Poly Blend T-Shirt With High Quality No-Fade Printed Graphic Detail On Front

Share your faith anywhere you go with this powerful Christian message T Shirt!

This Christian T Shirt Is Proudly Printed in the USA

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Scare the hell out of your family with the Prank Pregnancy Test – It ALWAYS turns positive!

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funny prank pregnancy test always turns positive

The Right Time prank pregnancy test was designed to give positive results under any circumstance and is a great gag for you to play on your husband, boyfriend, girlfriend, parents or anyone else that you feel like joking.

The tests could be used as a joke at a bridal shower, bachelorette party, or any other shenanigans you may have in mind. Using urine on the test is not necessary because it was manufactured to turn positive using any liquid that is not too acidic.

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