Paris is great, but nobody on God’s Green Earth will ever want to open this lame book! That’s why this book is the perfect place to hide cash, jewelry, and other valuables.
Oh, and don’t worry about thieves looking for a big Paris book on your bookshelf — there are other equally-lame book designs to choose from.
VARIOUS OPTIONS AVAILABLE: 7 different designs for your choice
EXTERIOR DIMENTION: 9.5 x 6.2 x 2.2 inches INSIDE STORAGE AREA MEASURES: 9.2 x 5.7 x 1.6 inches
EASY TO LOCK AND OPEN: Don’t worry about losing keys. If you’re not sure about setting up password or forget the password, please contact Jssmst friendly support team for quick solutions
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