A good host never lets a guest’s glass (or can) go empty

six pack can holster

Right. This six pack holster is for your guests! wink wink

Please drink responsibly … or call an Uber. 🙂

six pack can holster

Your liberal buddies are gonna love this

funny socialism t-shirt if we can't all be rich let's be equally poor

This socialism t-shirt will make liberals cry!

Solid colors: 100% Cotton; Heather Grey: 90% Cotton, 10% Polyester; All Other Heathers: 50% Cotton, 50% Polyester

Perfect Christmas gift tee for a capitalist who loves the free market and hates communism or democratic socialism

funny socialism t-shirt if we can't all be rich let's be equally poor

Some t-shirts are patriotic AND funny!

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This is a funny t-shirt. And it’s patriotic as hell! George Washington would be proud.

MICHIGAN ARTISTS & PRINTERS | this design was drawn and screen printed (silk screened) with pride by skilled illustrators and printers in Ann Arbor.

SOFT FABRICS | This shirt is a ringspun, 30/1 fine jersey knit on 90% USA-grown cotton (10% polyester for the two-tone effect). If you don’t speak t-shirt geek, that means they are soft and smooth with a high thread-count, tight knit made out of fuzzy plants grown by American farmers.

TOP QUALITY INKS | We use QCM screen printing inks, manufactured in Pineville, North Carolina.

PATRIOTIC TEE | Lee Greenwood’s “God Bless the USA” was played on loop during print run, and each t-shirt is given a patriotic high-five before shipped out.

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Get some laughs at church … and who knows what else?

I put the stud in bible study

I put the STUD in BIBLE STUDY” T-shirt! 🙂

Solid colors: 100% Cotton; Heather Grey: 90% Cotton, 10% Polyester; All Other Heathers: 50% Cotton, 50% Polyester

Machine wash cold with like colors, dry low heat

This I Put The Stud In Bible Study makes the perfect funny gift for any Christian man. If you have been looking for funny Christian t shirts for men or funny Christian shirts for boys, then look no further!

Lightweight, Classic fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem

I put the stud in bible study

A great T-shirt for annoying the anti-gun pansies in your life!

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Guns offend you? Let me write you a prescription for a pair of testicles

Authentic Armed American Supply apparel.

Our very popular designs are printed on Next Level brand premium blend shirts, which are made of a very high quality yet thin cotton / poly blend sure to be your new favorite shirt. The Armed American Supply Company is owned by a retired law enforcement officer and all our shirts are designed, printed, packed and shipped by current and retired law enforcement and their family.

Sizing tends to run small, order a size up if you’re unsure.

Vintage Distressed Design

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Admit it … Christian puns are hilarious!

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Remind everyone that America is still a Christian country with this hilarious Relish Sweet Jesus t-shirt! 🙂

Cotton Poly Blend

Kerusso Christian T Shirt With Fun Relish Sweet Jesus Parody Graphic

Green Color Super Soft Cotton Poly Blend T-Shirt With High Quality No-Fade Printed Graphic Detail On Front

Share your faith anywhere you go with this powerful Christian message T Shirt!

This Christian T Shirt Is Proudly Printed in the USA

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The 2nd Amendment. It’s part of the Constitution. Wear this T-shirt proudly!

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A kickass 2nd amendment T-shirt!

Back Design Features: An American Flag with our 2ND Stars logo and written in the stripes, the text: “A well regulated militia being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed.”

Front Design Features: 2ND American Flag logo on left chest.

Made of 100% U.S.A Grown Heavyweight Cotton / Tagless Inside Neck Label / Standard Fit Body Style

Proudly Designed, Printed & Finished in U.S.A / Available in S, M, L, XL, XXL, XXXL, XXXXL

This We’ll Defend is a registered trademark of TWD LLC. Artwork TWD LLC.

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Behold! The Blanket of Freedom!

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A beautiful, patriotic blanket for couch, sofa room, tv, rv, bedroom, master bed, adult bed

Double-brushed mink, Supersoft, Anti-pilling, Colours are brilliant

Machine water washable. Cold or hot. tumble dry low

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Stay safe and lock those triggers

trigger locks gun locks 3 pack

Every gun owner needs trigger locks like these, especially if there are kids in the house!

The RioRand Gun Trigger Lock is preset at 0-0-0 – Easily reset it to the combination of your choice by simply pressing a paperclip to the reset button

Set-your-own password combination Gun Trigger Locks. Resettable combination locking mechanisms for keyless convenience

The gun safe combination locks fits ar15,1911,many handguns,rifles,Bb Gun and shotguns.Pls lubricate the locks with gun oil before using.

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Let everyone know what’s in your coffee cup LOL

liberal tears coffee mug

Liberal tears! Great gift Idea For Republicans or Conservatives

This High Quality Coffee Mug is 11oz White Ceramic Made With The Highest Quality Inks, Guaranteed To Last Dishwasher and Microwave Safe.

This Coffee Cup Is Printed On Both Sides ( perfect for right or left handed people ) Perfect For Any Coffee Lover

liberal tears coffee mug

One of the coolest AMERICA t-shirts ever made!

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There’s a surprising number of Abraham Lincoln t-shirts out there. None are more awesome than this one!

100% Cotton

Made in USA

Created, developed, dyed, and printed in Marlborough, NH

100% Oekotex Certified which guarantees shirts are free of chemicals harmful to your body

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The t-shirt that says DON’T MESS WITH AMERICA

wolf american flag t-shirt

Wolf t-shirts are great, but THIS wolf t-shirt tops all of them!

100% Cotton

Created, developed, dyed, and printed in Marlborough, NH

100% Oekotex Certified which guarantees shirts are free of chemicals harmful to your body

wolf american flag t-shirt

This hilarious fanny pack will embarrass you, your family, and basically everyone in the known universe. Get one now!

Dadbod funny belly fanny pack funny gift

Dad bag “dadbod” belly waist pack. Or fanny pack. Who cares what you call it! Look totally hot everywhere you go.

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Dadbod funny belly fanny pack funny gift

T-shirts like this only exist in the Land of the FREE

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A bald eagle t-shirt for proud American patriots!

100% Cotton

Made in USA

Created, developed, dyed, and printed in Marlborough, NH

100% Oekotex Certified which guarantees shirts are free of chemicals harmful to your body

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Bad guys can’t open your safe if they don’t know you have one!

wall safe floor safe first alert

The nice thing about having a wall safe is that it’s hidden from view. Hide it behind a picture, a dresser, or even in the floor!

0.45-Cubic-foot security safe with electronic lock and 2 emergency override keys

Steel construction with interior light and two removable shelves; safe is not fireproof or waterproof

Reprogrammable digital access; uses four AA batteries (batteries included)

2 live-door bolts and pry-resistant concealed hinges

Pre-drilled mounting holes and hardware allows safe to be mounted to wall, shelf or floor

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Fuel up like a U.S. soldier with U.S. Surplus MREs — Meals Ready to Eat

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Meals Ready to Eat – Long shelf life when stored per manufacturer’s directions.

Genuine US War Fighter Rations are the ultimate survivalist, Prepper & outdoor enthusiast Meal.

Ideal for hunting, camping, hiking, fishing, boating, and emergency food supply.

Designed for maximum endurance and nutrition with average 1250 calories per meal.

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Good luck finding a cooler light than this

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Apologies for the horrible pun! Seriously, you’re gonna need this cooler light at night.

NO MOUNTING REQUIRED: Turn it on and toss it in! DOES NOT have to be permanently attach to the inside of your cooler like other cooler lights!

WATERPROOF IN UP TO 6 FEET OF WATER: The Starbright Cooler light is waterproof up to 6 feet and can last up to 48 hours submerged in your cooler on the energy saving setting.

WHITE LIGHT AND RED LIGHT: Our cooler light will also has two color options: White light and red light.

RECHARGEABLE, NO BATTERIES REQUIRED: One charge can provide up to 60 hours of white light and up to 31 hours of red light.

LOW MAINTENANCE: The light can be fully recharged in approximately 5 hours. It can be charged from most USB power sources.

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GREAT AGAIN by Donald Trump

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In this book (previously published as Crippled America), we’re going to look at the state of the world right now. It’s a terrible mess, and that’s putting it mildly. There has never been a more dangerous time. The politicians and special interests in Washington, DC are directly responsible for the mess we are in. So why should we continue listening to them?

It’s time to bring America back to its rightful owners—the American people.

This book is Donald Trump’s blueprint for how to Make America Great Again. It’s not hard. We just need someone with the courage to say what needs to be said.

An ultra-effective 130dB deterrent … bad guys hate this thing!

vigilant personal alarm

LOUDER: 130dB attack alarm with push button activation and concealed OFF button

PURSE / BAG / KEY RING CLIP: Key ring with purse / bag / backpack clip – the ultimate personal protection alarm to carry on your purse or backpack. It is the #1 Vigilant alarm for attaching to your keys.

BACK-UP WHISTLE : Backup emergency manual whistle built-in for emergency use in case of battery failure

HEAVY DUTY BATTERIES: Preloaded with heavy duty alkaline (LR44) watch batteries, user replaceable and 365 day standby time. You can find replacement batteries at any drugstore.

This should be required reading for all Americans

deadly force: understanding your right to self defense book by massad ayoob

Deadly Force: Understanding Your Right to Self Defense.

In a long-awaited update of the world’s most authoritative work on the subject, Massad Ayoob draws from an additional three decades of experience to educate responsible firearms owners about the legal, ethical, and practical use of firearms in self defense–the armed citizens’ rules of engagement.

  • Understand the legal and ethical issues surrounding use of lethal force by private citizens.
  • Learn about the social and psychological issues surrounding use of lethal force in defense of self or others.
  • Preparation and mitigation–steps the responsible armed citizen can/should take.

“After forty years as a practicing criminal defense attorney, I know that what Mas says, teaches, and writes is the best, state-of-the-art knowledge you can get.” ~Jeff Weiner, Former President, National Association of Criminal Defense Lawyers

deadly force: understanding your right to self defense book by massad ayoob