GREAT AGAIN by Donald Trump

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In this book (previously published as Crippled America), we’re going to look at the state of the world right now. It’s a terrible mess, and that’s putting it mildly. There has never been a more dangerous time. The politicians and special interests in Washington, DC are directly responsible for the mess we are in. So why should we continue listening to them?

It’s time to bring America back to its rightful owners—the American people.

This book is Donald Trump’s blueprint for how to Make America Great Again. It’s not hard. We just need someone with the courage to say what needs to be said.

This hilarious fanny pack will embarrass you, your family, and basically everyone in the known universe. Get one now!

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Dad bag “dadbod” belly waist pack. Or fanny pack. Who cares what you call it! Look totally hot everywhere you go.

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Dadbod funny belly fanny pack funny gift

Scare the hell out of your family with the Prank Pregnancy Test – It ALWAYS turns positive!

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The Right Time prank pregnancy test was designed to give positive results under any circumstance and is a great gag for you to play on your husband, boyfriend, girlfriend, parents or anyone else that you feel like joking.

The tests could be used as a joke at a bridal shower, bachelorette party, or any other shenanigans you may have in mind. Using urine on the test is not necessary because it was manufactured to turn positive using any liquid that is not too acidic.

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230 MILLION VOLTS of personal safety!

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VIPERTEK VTS-989 – 58 Billion Heavy Duty Stun Gun – Rechargeable with LED Flashlight

This thing will put a 250 pound man down in about two seconds flat. Trust me because I tried it on myself. If the sound alone doesn’t deter a criminal the punch it packs certainly will. For the money well well well worth the purchase. – Amazon Customer

  • Powerful Stun Gun With LED Flashlight. Convenient Size (6.5″ x 2″ x 1″)

  • Snatch Prevention – Should an assailant try to snatch the device from you, the shock plates on the side of the unit will also deliver a high voltage shock.

  • Ultra-Sharp Spike Electrodes helps penetrate through thick clothing

  • Internal Rechargeable Battery – No expensive batteries to buy. Non-Slip Rubber Coating

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Don’t be a victim!!!!

Trump 2020! This T-shirt is a Hilarious Way to Show Your Support

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Trump 2020 “Make Liberals Cry Again” team style design with American flag. Funny 4th of July tee shirt, humorous Father’s day gift for a Trump supporter dad or grandpa.

Lightweight, Classic fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem

Machine wash cold with like colors, dry low heat

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Shoot a deer, then snuggle up under one!

american flag white tail deer blanket

You don’t have to be a hunter to love this patriotic deer blanket, but it sure helps!

Ultra-soft, warm and cozy throw — exceptionally durable.

Printed with bright vibrant colors.

Perfect for home, at a game or on a picnic

Size: 50″ x 60″.

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Bad guys can’t open your safe if they don’t know you have one!

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The nice thing about having a wall safe is that it’s hidden from view. Hide it behind a picture, a dresser, or even in the floor!

0.45-Cubic-foot security safe with electronic lock and 2 emergency override keys

Steel construction with interior light and two removable shelves; safe is not fireproof or waterproof

Reprogrammable digital access; uses four AA batteries (batteries included)

2 live-door bolts and pry-resistant concealed hinges

Pre-drilled mounting holes and hardware allows safe to be mounted to wall, shelf or floor

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Your car’s gonna look way cooler with this flag decal

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USA American Flag Emblem in Black Chrome and Satin Black

Each Order Includes 2 Flag Badges (One USA Regular Orientation and One USA Reverse Orientation)

Each Flag is 5.32 inches x 3.03 inches

100% 3M Certified Exterior Grade Materials and Adhesives, UV Stable – Stick Them Anywhere

Raised Stars and Stripes – Custom Look and Professionally Designed

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Ride safe in Kevlar motorcycle jeans — Every biker should have a pair!

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MAXLER JEAN Men’s Motorcycle Kevlar Jeans 

Outshell: Comfortable wear from flexible spandex fabric. (14oz DENIM)

Design: Thigh zipper functionalizes as the attachable knee protectors and an air vent mesh. Knee protectors are adjustable depending on your height and the Kevlar is used at hip and knee.

Calf zipper stabilizes the knee protectors when riding on a motorcycle.

Style: Attachable knee protectors allow the riders to wear the jeans as a casual jeans in daily life.

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Buy this T-shirt for your pastor immediately!

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Your pastor is super cool, right? Show your appreciation by giving him or her this hilarious Devil-Stomping Ninja T-shirt!

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Track down your furry best friend with GPS!

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Sometimes dogs run off. When that happens, find your dog easily with this pet GPS tracker! You owe it to your best friend.

Meet Whistle 3—the best all-in-one GPS location and activity tracker for dogs and cats—Smarter pet care is here. Need additional support? Call us at 855-907-3348.

PROACTIVE ALERTS: Get text, app or email notifications when your pet leaves their safe place, before they get too far away. Wi-Fi network required to set up safe places.

MONITOR ACTIVITY: Track your dog’s daily activity and rest to keep your companion in great shape for their age, weight and breed.

BATTERY LIFE: Whistle 3 has the longest-lasting battery of its kind and can last up to 7 days. Battery life is impacted by the strength of your Wi-Fi and cellular coverage. Depends on usage and environment. Get notifications when your battery needs to be charged. Full recharge only takes 2 hours.

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Beautiful bamboo USA cutting boards — see if your state is available!

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This Texas cutting board is incredibly cool. You can also get cutting boards in the shape of other states such as Ohio, Arizona, Georgia, and even Florida.

See if your state is available! Or, just go for the beautiful USA-shaped cutting board.

Show off your State pride: included hanging hole with hang tie makes this board a wonderful wall art option too; a perfect gift item for anyone who loves Texas

Beautiful flat grain bamboo, laser etched side serves as an ideal serving platter and the reverse smooth side is a great cutting surface; it’s friendly on knives and hand wash only

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Remember Everyone Deployed! A T-shirt that really shows your support for our troops

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RED: Remember everyone deployed until they all come home; American flag and soldiers in silhouette

100% preshrunk cotton

Perfect gift for friends and family of Army, Navy, Air Force, Marine Corps

Show your support for our troops with this pro-military shirt

Screen printed in Texas, USA

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Prevent theft and accidents with this awesome handgun safe!

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Gun safety is no joke. If you have handguns in the house, you need a gun safe like this one to prevent accidents and theft! The quick access door ensures that you can arm up quickly if needed.

Holds 3 Handguns at the Ready and 2 Handguns Flat – Max Capacity: 5

Quick Access Spring Loaded Drop Down Door with Red Interior Light and Optional Silent Mode

Solid Steel Construction with Anti-Pry Tabs and High Strength Locking Latch – Straw and Pick proof with New Welded Lock Housing

High Strength Security Cable Included, High Density Foam Interior with Scratch Resistant Rods

External Dimensions: 9″ H x 9″ W x 12″ D / Weighs: 20 lbs / CA DOJ APPROVED

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Know your SCOTUS history! This is an amazingly cool gift

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See the winners and the losers in over 30 famous US Supreme Court cases. Add a hot beverage and the losers disappear, revealing who won these landmark cases.

12 oz. ceramic mug. Comes in a colorful box.

This the kind of gift that even liberals could appreciate!

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If you’re always losing things — keys, phone, etc. — you need this

tile key locator

Tile will ring your things: Use your smartphone to make your Tile Pro ring when it’s nearby but out of sight

Find your phone: Can’t find your phone? Simply double press the Tile button on your Tile Pro to make your phone ring, even when it’s on silent

Activate Community Find: If your Tile Pro is faraway, let other Tile community members help. The Tile app running on their phones can send location updates to your app

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Floodlights are a bad guy’s worst enemy!

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10 out of 10 bad guys agree: They hate floodlights!

This is a battery-powered floodlight that shines 600 Lumens of brightness on driveways and other areas when motion is detected

Add this to any Ring Smart Lighting Starter Kit with Ring Bridge so you can get notifications, customize settings, and connect to other Ring devices – all from the Ring app.

With the Ring Bridge, you can connect this light with other Ring Smart Lights, Ring doorbells or cameras, and select Alexa-enabled devices to create a fully connected home security system.

Floodlight installs in minutes with a wire-free design and included toolkit to illuminate your driveway, patio, or yard.

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If you’re gonna light up, look cool while you’re doing it!

.50 cal zippo lighter gift for gun lovers

Classic .50 cal Zippo.

PREMIUM QUALITY: All metal construction. Zippo pocket cigarette lighters are wind resistant, durable, and are extremely reliable.

LIFETIME WARRANTY: Refillable for a lifetime of use. Flints are replaceable. Made in the USA “Fix it free” lifetime warranty. If this cool mini zippo lighter ever fails you can return it to Zippo manufacturing for repair–no sales receipt needed.

WINDPROOF DESIGN: Zippo vintage lighters offers a windproof design so that you are never without a flame.

PERFECT FOR EVERYDAY USE: Perfect way to start a campfire or BBQ. Keep one in the car, in the tool box, in the emergency kit, on the workbench, in the garage or anywhere a reliable flame lighter might come in handy.

.50 cal zippo lighter gift for gun lovers

Who knew Abe Lincoln T-shirts could be so funny?!

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Funny History Teacher T-Shirt Joke: Four Score & Seven Years. Makes for a hilarious gift for history buffs and history lovers! Rock this unique Abraham Lincoln humor tshirt & get this perfect clothing gift idea for anyone, even a liberal!

Lightweight, Classic fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem

Machine wash cold with like colors, dry low heat

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