Double the bald eagles, double the awesome!

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The only thing better than a t-shirt with a bald eagle on it is a t-shirt with TWO bald eagles!

100% Cotton

Created, developed, dyed, and printed in Marlborough, NH

100% Oekotex Certified which guarantees shirts are free of chemicals harmful to your body

double bald eagle american flag t-shirt

It’s time to secure your home! And it’s cheaper than you think

ring home security system

The Ring Alarm Home Security System is a great first step to making sure your home is safe.

Ring Alarm puts whole-home security at your fingertips. Get alerts on your smart phone when doors or windows open or motion is detected.

Optional 24/7 professional monitoring is just $10/month. No contracts or cancellation fees.

Manage Ring Alarm and other Ring products—including Ring Doorbell—with the Ring app.

Customize Ring Alarm for your needs. Add components at any time for whole home protection.

Easily setup Ring Alarm in minutes—without tools or professional installation.

The 5 piece kit includes a base station, contact sensor, motion detector, keypad, and range extender.

Works with Alexa to arm, disarm, and check the status of your Ring Alarm security system with your voice.

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Wear your patriotism proudly

bald eagle american flag winter t-shirt

This is a beautiful t-shirt. Nuff said.

100% Cotton

Made in the USA

Hand-dyed and screen printed by expert artisans in New Hampshire

bald eagle american flag winter t-shirt

Prevent theft and accidents with this awesome handgun safe!

handgun safe 5 gun capacity

Gun safety is no joke. If you have handguns in the house, you need a gun safe like this one to prevent accidents and theft! The quick access door ensures that you can arm up quickly if needed.

Holds 3 Handguns at the Ready and 2 Handguns Flat – Max Capacity: 5

Quick Access Spring Loaded Drop Down Door with Red Interior Light and Optional Silent Mode

Solid Steel Construction with Anti-Pry Tabs and High Strength Locking Latch – Straw and Pick proof with New Welded Lock Housing

High Strength Security Cable Included, High Density Foam Interior with Scratch Resistant Rods

External Dimensions: 9″ H x 9″ W x 12″ D / Weighs: 20 lbs / CA DOJ APPROVED

handgun safe 5 gun capacity

Write, shatter glass, and defend yourself with this military-grade tactical pen

Tactical pen made of rugged, machined steel body w/ Cerakote™

Stainless steel pocket clip keeps the pen handy

Integrated glass-breaker tip features tempered steel and is designed to get you out of trouble

“Rite in the Rain” ink cartridge works in all conditions

Reliable push-button mechanism deploys ball point pen

Made in USA

This isn’t a book! It’s a lock box safe.

book safe book lock box

Paris is great, but nobody on God’s Green Earth will ever want to open this lame book! That’s why this book is the perfect place to hide cash, jewelry, and other valuables.

Oh, and don’t worry about thieves looking for a big Paris book on your bookshelf — there are other equally-lame book designs to choose from.

VARIOUS OPTIONS AVAILABLE: 7 different designs for your choice

EXTERIOR DIMENTION: 9.5 x 6.2 x 2.2 inches INSIDE STORAGE AREA MEASURES: 9.2 x 5.7 x 1.6 inches

EASY TO LOCK AND OPEN: Don’t worry about losing keys. If you’re not sure about setting up password or forget the password, please contact Jssmst friendly support team for quick solutions

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Show off your ripped abs! This fanny pack is awesome

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Doing sit-ups is for chumps! Just strap on this amazing fanny pack and enjoy all the oohs and aahs!

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funny abs fanny pack

The only Superhero who can *actually* save mankind!

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Superhero Jesus!

Printed on a pre-shrunk garment – Wont shrink

Printed in the U.S.A.

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A portable generator is a must if you live in a disaster-prone area

champion portable generator

This portable generator can keep your refrigerator running. More importantly, it can power your cell phone and anything else you need in order to stay informed in an emergency situation.

Dual Fuel – Runs on GAS or PROPANE straight out of the box. Engine type: 4-stroke, wheel diameter: 8.0 inches

4750 starting watts, 3800 running watts with up to 9 hours run time on a full tank of gas and up to 10.5 hours on a 20 lb. propane tank

Powered by a reliable 224cc Champion engine with Touch Start, push-button electric start (battery included)

Outlets – 120V 30A RV, 120V 30A locking, two 120V 20A household outlets all secured by Volt Guard, protects your appliances from power surges

champion portable generator

Don’t go hunting without a game camera!

campark night vision motion activated game camera

This game camera can be used for a lot more than hunting. You can also use it for surveillance, home security, and just seeing what critters are visiting your backyard. And it also has night vision!

The trail camera captures 14 Mega Pixel crystal images and full HD 1080P videos, providing more high-quality details during daytime(black and white at night).

Once detecting the movements, the hunting camera will be triggered instantly in 0.3s without delay. The trigger distance is up to 20m(65ft).

With 3 passive infrared sensors,the high-sensitive camera detect and record every breathtaking motion with lower power consumption. The 42 pcs upgraded infrared LEDs without bright flash can let you catch any moment even at dark night. 850nm invisible infrared technology support super clear night vision.

The game camera is equipped with 120° detecting range, which allows you to get excellent broader view. It will record any animal movements you want with wide angle lens even in rainy days.

campark night vision motion activated game camera

A t-shirt for true patriots. These colors don’t run!

bald eagle american flag t-shirt

If you have a t-shirt with an American flag on it, wear it. But if you have a t-shirt with an American flag AND a bald eagle, wear that instead!

100% Cotton

Hand dyed and printed in new hampshire USA by craftsmen committed to the highest standards of quality and workmanship, it’s apparel you will wear proudly.

bald eagle american flag t-shirt

Patio, RV, camping, tailgating … have a BBQ literally anywhere on this Weber grill!

weber portable gas grill weber q2200

Weber Q2200 Gas Grill

Total cooking area = 280 Square Inches

Stainless steel burner

12,000 BTU-per-hour input main burner

Two folding work tables

weber portable gas grill weber q2200

The t-shirt that says DON’T MESS WITH AMERICA

wolf american flag t-shirt

Wolf t-shirts are great, but THIS wolf t-shirt tops all of them!

100% Cotton

Created, developed, dyed, and printed in Marlborough, NH

100% Oekotex Certified which guarantees shirts are free of chemicals harmful to your body

wolf american flag t-shirt

A patriotic set of “Support Our Troops” steel-tip darts

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The Support Our Troops dart set is designed with high quality, nickel silver plated brass barrels which offer exceptional balance and styling in a slim profile; Features hand-painted red, white and blue rings

Includes an additional set of nylon shafts, flights, flight protectors and a dart mechanic wrench; Each steel tip dart weighs 23 grams

Darts and accessories are fashionably stored and protected in the Deluxe Dart Pal case, which features a soft cloth lining and a hard outer shell

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A wonderful way to greet unwelcome guests!

funny sign do not expect a warning shot

Put this hilarious sign right where everyone can see it!

8 INCH X 12 INCH

GREAT FOR INDOORS OR OUT

MADE FROM EMBOSSED ALUMINUM

MADE IN THE USA!!

funny sign do not expect a warning shot

Snuggle up under this blanket of pure awesomeness

bald eagle stars and stripes blanket

Ultra-soft, warm and cozy throw — exceptionally durable.

Printed with bright vibrant colors

Perfect for home, at a game or on a picnic

Size: 50″ x 60″

bald eagle stars and stripes blanket

Floodlights are a bad guy’s worst enemy!

ring home security floodlight battery powered

10 out of 10 bad guys agree: They hate floodlights!

This is a battery-powered floodlight that shines 600 Lumens of brightness on driveways and other areas when motion is detected

Add this to any Ring Smart Lighting Starter Kit with Ring Bridge so you can get notifications, customize settings, and connect to other Ring devices – all from the Ring app.

With the Ring Bridge, you can connect this light with other Ring Smart Lights, Ring doorbells or cameras, and select Alexa-enabled devices to create a fully connected home security system.

Floodlight installs in minutes with a wire-free design and included toolkit to illuminate your driveway, patio, or yard.

ring home security floodlight battery powered

FAKE NEWS keeping you up at night? Get one of these to fight it!

Weighted Blankets
  • The original YnM weighted blanket offers great all-natural sleep help for adults and kids by offering the gentle sensation of being held to encourage deep, healthy, restful sleep.
  • YnM owns the ability to produce a unique 7-layer weighted blanket. The 7-layer system is designed to comfortably surround your body and form to your shape while you sleep and the MORE glass beads & LESS fiber fill design offers better temperature control.
  • Each compartment has a glass bead sewn into place to prevent movement and noise while you’re resting & provide soft, evenly-distributed weight that gently conforms to your body


Don’t go hunting or shooting without ear protection

walker's hearing protection hunting shooting earmuffs

Hunting Range Gear Hearing Protection Muffs

#1 selling hunting earmuffs on Amazon

Made of the highest quality materials

Another great Walker’s product

walker's hearing protection hunting shooting earmuffs

Buy this T-shirt for your pastor immediately!

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Your pastor is super cool, right? Show your appreciation by giving him or her this hilarious Devil-Stomping Ninja T-shirt!

funny t-shirt for pastor because hardcore devil-stomping ninja isn't an official job title