A t-shirt for true patriots. These colors don’t run!

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If you have a t-shirt with an American flag on it, wear it. But if you have a t-shirt with an American flag AND a bald eagle, wear that instead!

100% Cotton

Hand dyed and printed in new hampshire USA by craftsmen committed to the highest standards of quality and workmanship, it’s apparel you will wear proudly.

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This collectable “zero cents” AOC coin has no actual value, much like AOC herself

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No matter what you do with this collectible piece of political history, you’ll have a good laugh at AOC’s colossal stupidity. “Pay” it to a liberal instead of a real penny! Or better yet, keep it as a funny keepsake or give it as a gift.

Also available: Zero Cents Bernie Sanders, Zero Cents Elizabeth Warren, and Zero Cents Joe Biden — all WORTHLESS!

This collectible “zero cents” AOC coin is hilarious!

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BBQ party cornhole game with a cool hunting theme!

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Cornhole is tons of fun at any outdoor party. It’s even more fun if you’re tossing bean bags at a deer-themed USA cornhole board!

Duck Cloth

Made in USA

Comes With 8 Bags

Built with highest quality materials

Legs Fold Up Under Neath Boards

ACA Regulation 24 X 48

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A good host never lets a guest’s glass (or can) go empty

six pack can holster

Right. This six pack holster is for your guests! wink wink

Please drink responsibly … or call an Uber. πŸ™‚

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Give the bad guys a taste of this police-strength pepper gel

Regular pepper spray goes everywhere, and it can your eyes, too. Pepper gel hits the bad guy and ONLY the bad guy! Stay safe out there.

ENHANCED SAFETY – pepper gel does not atomize like traditional pepper spray, meaning it virtually eliminates wind blowback and only affects what it directly contacts, plus it offers a 20% greater range (18’ feet/5.5M) for protection at a safer distance

MAXIMUM STOPPING POWER – maximum strength formula is backed by our in-house high performance liquid chromatography laboratory which guarantees maximum stopping power, eliminating the 30% failure rate experienced with other brands (University of Utah study); plus UV marking dye aids in suspect identification

#1 BRAND TRUSTED BY POLICE AND CONSUMERS WORLDWIDE – including New York, Chicago PD, Los Angeles County Sheriff’s & U.S. Marshals; made in the U.S.A. and ISO 9001:2008 certified with a 4-year shelf life from the date of manufacture

EASILY ACCESSIBLE WITH PROTECTION AGAINST MULTIPLE THREATS – belt holster helps pepper gel be ready at a moment’s notice; contains 18 bursts plus a flip top safety mechanism to prevent accidental discharge

FREE TRAINING – packaging includes link to free training video in addition to publicly available safety tips on our blog

T-shirts like this only exist in the Land of the FREE

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A bald eagle t-shirt for proud American patriots!

100% Cotton

Made in USA

Created, developed, dyed, and printed in Marlborough, NH

100% Oekotex Certified which guarantees shirts are free of chemicals harmful to your body

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Good luck finding a cooler light than this

starbright waterproof led cooler light coleman igloo

Apologies for the horrible pun! Seriously, you’re gonna need this cooler light at night.

NO MOUNTING REQUIRED: Turn it on and toss it in! DOES NOT have to be permanently attach to the inside of your cooler like other cooler lights!

WATERPROOF IN UP TO 6 FEET OF WATER: The Starbright Cooler light is waterproof up to 6 feet and can last up to 48 hours submerged in your cooler on the energy saving setting.

WHITE LIGHT AND RED LIGHT: Our cooler light will also has two color options: White light and red light.

RECHARGEABLE, NO BATTERIES REQUIRED: One charge can provide up to 60 hours of white light and up to 31 hours of red light.

LOW MAINTENANCE: The light can be fully recharged in approximately 5 hours. It can be charged from most USB power sources.

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Admit it … Christian puns are hilarious!

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Remind everyone that America is still a Christian country with this hilarious Relish Sweet Jesus t-shirt! πŸ™‚

Cotton Poly Blend

Kerusso Christian T Shirt With Fun Relish Sweet Jesus Parody Graphic

Green Color Super Soft Cotton Poly Blend T-Shirt With High Quality No-Fade Printed Graphic Detail On Front

Share your faith anywhere you go with this powerful Christian message T Shirt!

This Christian T Shirt Is Proudly Printed in the USA

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Scare the hell out of your family with the Prank Pregnancy Test – It ALWAYS turns positive!

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The Right Time prank pregnancy test was designed to give positive results under any circumstance and is a great gag for you to play on your husband, boyfriend, girlfriend, parents or anyone else that you feel like joking.

The tests could be used as a joke at a bridal shower, bachelorette party, or any other shenanigans you may have in mind. Using urine on the test is not necessary because it was manufactured to turn positive using any liquid that is not too acidic.

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Patio, RV, camping, tailgating … have a BBQ literally anywhere on this Weber grill!

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Weber Q2200 Gas Grill

Total cooking area = 280 Square Inches

Stainless steel burner

12,000 BTU-per-hour input main burner

Two folding work tables

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Protect yourself with a dash cam before it’s too late!

vantrue full HD dash cam front and rear cameras

AFTER a car accident is the wrong time to buy a dash cam. If the accident isn’t your fault, the dash cam will prove it. If it IS your fault … oops, it wasn’t turned on! haha πŸ™‚

Best dash cam to record inside and outside picked by Wirecutter. Based on powerful Novatek NT96660 CPU, Sony Exmor IMX323 sensor (inside car camera) and OV4689 (front car camera) image sensor, the dual 1080P dash cam simultaneously captures road front (170Β°) and inside cabin (140Β°) in crystal details at dual 1920x1080P 30fps.

Advanced sony IMX323 sensor, F2.0 6-glass lens rear facing cam plus 4 IR LED lights greatly enhances night vision inside car at low light environment, making your driving more safer at night.

F1.8 6-glass lens front facing cam and unique HDR video system automatically balance the light and dark areas of the video. Simply toggle the night vision status by pressing the power button.

Seamless Loop Recording overwrites the oldest footage with the newest upon filling a card to capacity. Variable sensitivity G-sensor auto detects a sudden shake/collision and emergency locks the footage to “Event File” to prevent that video from an overwrite.

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These “guns” are for shots of a different kind

shotsclub glass gun decanter party kit

An amazing gift for gun enthusiasts who like to have a bit of fun!

πŸ₯ƒ BE THE LIFE OF THE PARTY with ShotsClub, a unique Party Kit all of your friends will be talking about! Take out your briefcase, put on your holster loaded with shot glasses and your guns glass decanter set and serve up the fun

πŸ₯ƒ YOU WON’T FIND ANOTHER glass liquor decanter set like this. ShotsClub comes with 2 gun decanters made of thick quality glass, a holster to handle each gun and hold all 8 traditional shot glasses, and a durable case with protective padding

πŸ₯ƒ GUARANTEED TO PLEASE – We know you are going to love this unique one of a kind scotch whiskey decanter set with the cool shot glasses holster and classy briefcase; it’s the ultimate in party accessories! Backed by the Amazon A-Z guarantee with Prime available

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Don’t go hunting or shooting without ear protection

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Hunting Range Gear Hearing Protection Muffs

#1 selling hunting earmuffs on Amazon

Made of the highest quality materials

Another great Walker’s product

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This should be required reading for all Americans

deadly force: understanding your right to self defense book by massad ayoob

Deadly Force: Understanding Your Right to Self Defense.

In a long-awaited update of the world’s most authoritative work on the subject, Massad Ayoob draws from an additional three decades of experience to educate responsible firearms owners about the legal, ethical, and practical use of firearms in self defense–the armed citizens’ rules of engagement.

  • Understand the legal and ethical issues surrounding use of lethal force by private citizens.
  • Learn about the social and psychological issues surrounding use of lethal force in defense of self or others.
  • Preparation and mitigation–steps the responsible armed citizen can/should take.

“After forty years as a practicing criminal defense attorney, I know that what Mas says, teaches, and writes is the best, state-of-the-art knowledge you can get.” ~Jeff Weiner, Former President, National Association of Criminal Defense Lawyers

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The oldest pun in the Bible!

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Noah guy who loves quality Christian puns? πŸ™‚

Solid colors: 100% Cotton; Heather Grey: 90% Cotton, 10% Polyester; All Other Heathers: 50% Cotton, 50% Polyester

Lightweight, Classic fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem

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For coin collectors or just for fun, this Trump gold coin is beautiful!

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  • Proof-Like Quality – High Precision Manufacturing, Heavy (Same Size and Weight as a Half Dollar).
  • Kit includes Gold Plated Coin, Coin Box, Certificate of Authenticity.
  • For Patriots, by Patriots.
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Keep Your Can Cold and Show Your Support for President Trump!

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Make America Great Again Can Coolers – 4 pack

Made in the USA

A great way to support Donald Trump while keeping your can ice cold!

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Stash your guns in unexpected places and take the bad guys by surprise

gun magnet holster gun keeper

Magnetic Gun Mount & Holster for Vehicle and Home

PREMIUM QUALITY: Highest quality powerful 35 lbs rated rubber coated magnets will firmly hold your firearms without scratching them. Install almost any gun type and model in a variety of ways for quick access or storage.

ALL BRANDS: Smith & Wesson, Ruger, Springfield, Sig Sauer, Glock, Colt, Kel Tec, Heckler & Koch, Browning, Walther, Taurus, Remington, Winchester, Mossberg, Beretta, Rossi, FN herstal……

ALL FIREARM TYPES: Handguns, Rifles, Shotguns, Pistols, Revolvers, Concealed Carry, Magazines…

USE IN HOME OR VEHICLE: Easily install our magnet in your Car, Truck, Wall, Vault, Bedside, Doorway, Desk, Table, Safe…

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One of the baddest, most AMERICAN t-shirts ever

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A kickass American t-shirt for true, kickass Americans!

100% Cotton

Made in the USA

Created, developed, dyed, and printed in Marlborough, NH

100% Oekotex Certified which guarantees shirts are free of chemicals harmful to your body

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Who knew Abe Lincoln T-shirts could be so funny?!

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Funny History Teacher T-Shirt Joke: Four Score & Seven Years. Makes for a hilarious gift for history buffs and history lovers! Rock this unique Abraham Lincoln humor tshirt & get this perfect clothing gift idea for anyone, even a liberal!

Lightweight, Classic fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem

Machine wash cold with like colors, dry low heat

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