Snuggle up under this blanket of pure awesomeness

bald eagle stars and stripes blanket

Ultra-soft, warm and cozy throw — exceptionally durable.

Printed with bright vibrant colors

Perfect for home, at a game or on a picnic

Size: 50″ x 60″

bald eagle stars and stripes blanket

Put this kickass decal where unpatriotic liberals can see it

if you can't stand behind our troops feel free to stand in front of them decal

Die Cut decal made out of premium Oracal 651 vinyl rated for 6 year exterior application

Clear application tape for easy professional installation. Complete installation instructions included with every order.

Can be applied to virtually any clean, smooth hard surface.

Decal is precision cut out of solid vinyl. The only thing to be applied is what’s shown in white. Size is approximately 8″ x 3 1/2″

if you can't stand behind our troops feel free to stand in front of them decal

Keep one of these in your car and home at all times!

first aid kit

It’s better to have a first aid kit and not need it than to need it and not have it! Stay safe, everyone.

Vinyl ( 100 %)

Contains 299 physician-recommended supplies

Full-fledged, easy-to-tote First Aid softpack

Medicine, antiseptics, bandages, injury treatments, and more

Perfect for car, boat, home, or backpack

Kit Dimensions: 9-1/4″x7-1/2″x2-7/8″

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Fake News Button – The Ultimate Gag Gift!

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7 fake news sayings

Makes a great desk ornament; gag gift; or white elephant present

Requires 2x AAA batteries and are not included

Button has on/off switch for when not in use

Overall Dimensions are 3.53″ diameter and 1.80″ height

This hilarious push button has 7 different fake news sayings and is sure to be a hit in any office:

‘You’re fake news.’

‘Listen, you’re fake news…you’re fake news.’

‘Fake Neeews, fake fake news, fake news.’

‘Come on, you.you are fake news. OK you’re fake.  You’re fake news.’

‘fake News !’

‘Listen you’re being rude, you’re fake you’re fake news.  You’re fake news, stop being rude, you’re fake news.’

‘That is such fake news’

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Give the bad guys a taste of this police-strength pepper gel

Regular pepper spray goes everywhere, and it can your eyes, too. Pepper gel hits the bad guy and ONLY the bad guy! Stay safe out there.

ENHANCED SAFETY – pepper gel does not atomize like traditional pepper spray, meaning it virtually eliminates wind blowback and only affects what it directly contacts, plus it offers a 20% greater range (18’ feet/5.5M) for protection at a safer distance

MAXIMUM STOPPING POWER – maximum strength formula is backed by our in-house high performance liquid chromatography laboratory which guarantees maximum stopping power, eliminating the 30% failure rate experienced with other brands (University of Utah study); plus UV marking dye aids in suspect identification

#1 BRAND TRUSTED BY POLICE AND CONSUMERS WORLDWIDE – including New York, Chicago PD, Los Angeles County Sheriff’s & U.S. Marshals; made in the U.S.A. and ISO 9001:2008 certified with a 4-year shelf life from the date of manufacture

EASILY ACCESSIBLE WITH PROTECTION AGAINST MULTIPLE THREATS – belt holster helps pepper gel be ready at a moment’s notice; contains 18 bursts plus a flip top safety mechanism to prevent accidental discharge

FREE TRAINING – packaging includes link to free training video in addition to publicly available safety tips on our blog

The greatest Trump t-shirt ever made!

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Liberal heads will turn—and instantly explode—when they see you wearing this ultimate Trump t-shirt!

100% Cotton

Hand dyed shirt featuring a realistic, 3D graphic on a preshrunk, 100 percent cotton shirt hand dyed and printed by The Mountain

Amazon review:

My son bought this shirt to irritate his dad. It fits as expected and it has irritated his dad.

Let everyone know what’s in your coffee cup LOL

liberal tears coffee mug

Liberal tears! Great gift Idea For Republicans or Conservatives

This High Quality Coffee Mug is 11oz White Ceramic Made With The Highest Quality Inks, Guaranteed To Last Dishwasher and Microwave Safe.

This Coffee Cup Is Printed On Both Sides ( perfect for right or left handed people ) Perfect For Any Coffee Lover

liberal tears coffee mug

Catch Up With Jesus! Christian T-shirts can be funny, too

catch up with jesus christian t-shirt

Remind everyone that America is still a Christian country with this hilarious Catch Up With Jesus t-shirt! 🙂

Share your faith anywhere you go!

Powerful Christian Message

catch up with jesus christian t-shirt

Add this amazing laser scope to your hunting rifle!

XOpin hunting rifle laser scope

XOpin hunting rifle scope:High grade fully coated optical lens, Dry nitrogen filled with waterproof, shock proof, fog proof.

The scope is Red and green Multi-X reticles with 5 levels;Exit Pupil:3.3mm-10mm;Field of View:10′ ~ 27′ @ 100yards;Eye Relief:3″ ~ 3.4″;Windage & Elevation Click Value:1/4′ @ 100 yards

Fast Focus Eyepiece with 1/4″ Fingertip Resettable Windage & Elevation Adjustments. Green laser Reaching Distance about 200m-500m,Detachable Green laser sight with independent switch

XOpin hunting rifle laser scope

A very affordable way to protect your most valuable possessions!

affordable home safe

1.2-cubic-feet security safe with electronic lock and 2 emergency override keys

Steel construction with carpeted floor to protect against scratches and damage; Safe is not fireproof or waterproof

2 live-door bolts and pry-resistant concealed hinges; adjustable/removable interior shelf

Reprogrammable digital access; uses four AA batteries (not included)

Four bolts included to mount safe to wall, floor, or shelf

Exterior measures 16.93 by 14.57 by 10.63 inches (L x W x H); Interior space measures 16.81 x 12.15 x 10.51 inches (L x W x H) and door is approximately 2 inches thick

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Beautiful bamboo USA cutting boards — see if your state is available!

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This Texas cutting board is incredibly cool. You can also get cutting boards in the shape of other states such as Ohio, Arizona, Georgia, and even Florida.

See if your state is available! Or, just go for the beautiful USA-shaped cutting board.

Show off your State pride: included hanging hole with hang tie makes this board a wonderful wall art option too; a perfect gift item for anyone who loves Texas

Beautiful flat grain bamboo, laser etched side serves as an ideal serving platter and the reverse smooth side is a great cutting surface; it’s friendly on knives and hand wash only

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The only Superhero who can *actually* save mankind!

funny christian t-shirt superhero jesus and that's how I saved the world

Superhero Jesus!

Printed on a pre-shrunk garment – Wont shrink

Printed in the U.S.A.

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Write, shatter glass, and defend yourself with this military-grade tactical pen

Tactical pen made of rugged, machined steel body w/ Cerakote™

Stainless steel pocket clip keeps the pen handy

Integrated glass-breaker tip features tempered steel and is designed to get you out of trouble

“Rite in the Rain” ink cartridge works in all conditions

Reliable push-button mechanism deploys ball point pen

Made in USA

BBQ party cornhole game with a cool hunting theme!

american flag deer hunting cornhole

Cornhole is tons of fun at any outdoor party. It’s even more fun if you’re tossing bean bags at a deer-themed USA cornhole board!

Duck Cloth

Made in USA

Comes With 8 Bags

Built with highest quality materials

Legs Fold Up Under Neath Boards

ACA Regulation 24 X 48

american flag deer hunting cornhole

Double the bald eagles, double the awesome!

double bald eagle american flag t-shirt

The only thing better than a t-shirt with a bald eagle on it is a t-shirt with TWO bald eagles!

100% Cotton

Created, developed, dyed, and printed in Marlborough, NH

100% Oekotex Certified which guarantees shirts are free of chemicals harmful to your body

double bald eagle american flag t-shirt

If you’re gonna cover that trailer hitch, cover it with the stars & stripes!

american flag trailer hitch cover

USA American Embossed 3D Black and Chrome Flag on Black Trailer Metal Hitch Cover Fits 2″ Receivers

Made of Steel and powder coated black finish.

Fits standard 2″ trailer hitch receivers, – requires hitch pin that is NOT included.

Front plate is 4×3 inches

american flag trailer hitch cover

Your car’s gonna look way cooler with this flag decal

american flag auto decal

USA American Flag Emblem in Black Chrome and Satin Black

Each Order Includes 2 Flag Badges (One USA Regular Orientation and One USA Reverse Orientation)

Each Flag is 5.32 inches x 3.03 inches

100% 3M Certified Exterior Grade Materials and Adhesives, UV Stable – Stick Them Anywhere

Raised Stars and Stripes – Custom Look and Professionally Designed

american flag auto decal

Floodlights are a bad guy’s worst enemy!

ring home security floodlight battery powered

10 out of 10 bad guys agree: They hate floodlights!

This is a battery-powered floodlight that shines 600 Lumens of brightness on driveways and other areas when motion is detected

Add this to any Ring Smart Lighting Starter Kit with Ring Bridge so you can get notifications, customize settings, and connect to other Ring devices – all from the Ring app.

With the Ring Bridge, you can connect this light with other Ring Smart Lights, Ring doorbells or cameras, and select Alexa-enabled devices to create a fully connected home security system.

Floodlight installs in minutes with a wire-free design and included toolkit to illuminate your driveway, patio, or yard.

ring home security floodlight battery powered

Floodlights + Camera = Peace of Mind

ring floodlight camera

Know who’s lurking outside your house, and see them plain as day!

This bundle contains the Ring Floodlight Camera Motion-Activated HD Security Cam and the Echo Dot (3rd Generation).

Works with Alexa to launch real-time video with your voice. Sends alerts as soon as motion is detected

Lets you see, hear and speak to visitors from your phone, tablet and PC

Monitors your home in 1080HD video with infrared night vision and Live View. Includes built-in ultra-bright floodlights and a siren

Includes Lifetime Theft Protection: if your Camera gets stolen, we’ll replace it for free

ring floodlight camera

Keep an eye on your house without anyone knowing!

hidden spy cam digital clock

Spy cameras come in all shapes and sizes … this one is in the shape of a digital clock!

This is a hidden camera with 140° Wide Angle Lens wireless for Home Security: This HD 1080P wifi camera clock is concealed in that looks like a normal clock.

Wi-Fi Streaming Via IOS/ Android APP: This wifi camera wireless hidden cameras in clock could be connected to your home wifi internet network, by this way, you could view the image of your house, kids, pets or elder from no matter where you are in the world.

Motion Detection & Night Vision & Alarm Push Surveillance Camera: This mini surveillance camera alarm clock was built-in 12 night vision IR, you can see faces and some details even in a dark room, When someone comes around your house when you’re not there. Alarm notifications will be pushed to your cell phone as soon as the motion is activated.

HD 1080P Video & Multifunctional APP Mini IP Camera Remote Video Recorder: This nanny camera clock with crystal clear HD 1080P video with 150 degree wide angle lens, 4x digital zooming HD displays with H.264 compression.

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