Month: July 2023
Fake News Button – The Ultimate Gag Gift!
7 fake news sayings
Makes a great desk ornament; gag gift; or white elephant present
Requires 2x AAA batteries and are not included
Button has on/off switch for when not in use
Overall Dimensions are 3.53″ diameter and 1.80″ height
This hilarious push button has 7 different fake news sayings and is sure to be a hit in any office:
‘You’re fake news.’
‘Listen, you’re fake news…you’re fake news.’
‘Fake Neeews, fake fake news, fake news.’
‘Come on, you.you are fake news. OK you’re fake. You’re fake news.’
‘fake News !’
‘Listen you’re being rude, you’re fake you’re fake news. You’re fake news, stop being rude, you’re fake news.’
‘That is such fake news’
Fun fact: Dinosaurs didn’t die out until 1777!
Ok that’s a lie. But this George Washington T-rex t-shirt is hilarious!
Solid colors: 100% Cotton; Heather Grey: 90% Cotton, 10% Polyester; All Other Heathers: 50% Cotton, 50% Polyester
Lightweight, Classic fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem
Indian walks into a cafe…
An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand and pulling a male buffalo with the other.
He says to the waiter: “Want coffee.”
The waiter says, “Sure, Chief. Coming right up.” He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee.
The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp, turns and blasts the buffalo with the shotgun, causing parts of the animal to splatter everywhere and then just walks out.
The next morning the Indian returns. He has his shotgun in one hand, pulling another male buffalo with the other. He walks up to the counter and says to the waiter: “Want coffee.”
The waiter says, “Whoa…! We’re still cleaning up your mess from yesterday. What was all that about, anyway?”
The Indian smiles and proudly says, “Training for a position in United States Senate. Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull, leave mess for others to clean up, disappear for rest of day.”
- Sad But True
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VIDEO: Great advice!
Why I am walking away from the liberalism and the Democratic Party.
Light up the Stars & Stripes all year round!
This LED American flag will brighten up any space! 4th of July? Of course. Any time of year? Definitely.
Super Large Size : 6.5FT x 3.3FT USA flag 420 LED string lights is larger and safer than the others in market . 24V low voltage USA string lights with UL certified for safety use
Durable & Safety: Made of high quality copper wire and PVC for long time using. Safety to use with simple plug, directly plug in and unplug it for power on and off
IP44 Waterproof: Perfect design for outdoor decoration, strong enough live in heavy rain weather day.
Beautiful Outdoor Decoration: Red, white, and blue bright color flag string light widely use in indoor and outdoor such as wall, yards, garden etc. Energy saving light source. Can hang on the wall or just about anywhere.
- Funny Jokes
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Lemon Picker
Looking for a good job in Florida???
Lemon Picker, Sally Mullihan of Coral Springs, Florida decided to take one of the jobs that most Americans are not willing to do. Sally applied for a job in a Florida lemon grove and seemed to be far too qualified for the job. She had a liberal arts degree from the University of Michigan and had worked as a social worker and a school teacher
The foreman frowned and said, “I have to ask you, have you had any actual experience in picking lemons?”
“Well, as a matter of fact, I have,” she said, “I’ve been divorced three times, owned two Chryslers, I voted twice for Obama, and once for Hillary.”
She started work this morning!
