Dad bag “dadbod” belly waist pack. Or fanny pack. Who cares what you call it! Look totally hot everywhere you go.
Gifts for Conservatives
Scare the hell out of your family with the Prank Pregnancy Test – It ALWAYS turns positive!
The Right Time prank pregnancy test was designed to give positive results under any circumstance and is a great gag for you to play on your husband, boyfriend, girlfriend, parents or anyone else that you feel like joking.
The tests could be used as a joke at a bridal shower, bachelorette party, or any other shenanigans you may have in mind. Using urine on the test is not necessary because it was manufactured to turn positive using any liquid that is not too acidic.
230 MILLION VOLTS of personal safety!
VIPERTEK VTS-989 – 58 Billion Heavy Duty Stun Gun – Rechargeable with LED Flashlight
This thing will put a 250 pound man down in about two seconds flat. Trust me because I tried it on myself. If the sound alone doesn’t deter a criminal the punch it packs certainly will. For the money well well well worth the purchase. – Amazon Customer
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Powerful Stun Gun With LED Flashlight. Convenient Size (6.5″ x 2″ x 1″)
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Snatch Prevention – Should an assailant try to snatch the device from you, the shock plates on the side of the unit will also deliver a high voltage shock.
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Ultra-Sharp Spike Electrodes helps penetrate through thick clothing
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Internal Rechargeable Battery – No expensive batteries to buy. Non-Slip Rubber Coating
Shoot a deer, then snuggle up under one!
You don’t have to be a hunter to love this patriotic deer blanket, but it sure helps!
Ultra-soft, warm and cozy throw — exceptionally durable.
Printed with bright vibrant colors.
Perfect for home, at a game or on a picnic
Size: 50″ x 60″.
Bad guys can’t open your safe if they don’t know you have one!
The nice thing about having a wall safe is that it’s hidden from view. Hide it behind a picture, a dresser, or even in the floor!
0.45-Cubic-foot security safe with electronic lock and 2 emergency override keys
Steel construction with interior light and two removable shelves; safe is not fireproof or waterproof
Reprogrammable digital access; uses four AA batteries (batteries included)
2 live-door bolts and pry-resistant concealed hinges
Pre-drilled mounting holes and hardware allows safe to be mounted to wall, shelf or floor
Ride safe in Kevlar motorcycle jeans — Every biker should have a pair!
MAXLER JEAN Men’s Motorcycle Kevlar Jeans
Outshell: Comfortable wear from flexible spandex fabric. (14oz DENIM)
Design: Thigh zipper functionalizes as the attachable knee protectors and an air vent mesh. Knee protectors are adjustable depending on your height and the Kevlar is used at hip and knee.
Calf zipper stabilizes the knee protectors when riding on a motorcycle.
Style: Attachable knee protectors allow the riders to wear the jeans as a casual jeans in daily life.
Track down your furry best friend with GPS!
Sometimes dogs run off. When that happens, find your dog easily with this pet GPS tracker! You owe it to your best friend.
Meet Whistle 3—the best all-in-one GPS location and activity tracker for dogs and cats—Smarter pet care is here. Need additional support? Call us at 855-907-3348.
PROACTIVE ALERTS: Get text, app or email notifications when your pet leaves their safe place, before they get too far away. Wi-Fi network required to set up safe places.
MONITOR ACTIVITY: Track your dog’s daily activity and rest to keep your companion in great shape for their age, weight and breed.
BATTERY LIFE: Whistle 3 has the longest-lasting battery of its kind and can last up to 7 days. Battery life is impacted by the strength of your Wi-Fi and cellular coverage. Depends on usage and environment. Get notifications when your battery needs to be charged. Full recharge only takes 2 hours.
Know your SCOTUS history! This is an amazingly cool gift
See the winners and the losers in over 30 famous US Supreme Court cases. Add a hot beverage and the losers disappear, revealing who won these landmark cases.
12 oz. ceramic mug. Comes in a colorful box.
This the kind of gift that even liberals could appreciate!
If you’re always losing things — keys, phone, etc. — you need this
Tile will ring your things: Use your smartphone to make your Tile Pro ring when it’s nearby but out of sight
Find your phone: Can’t find your phone? Simply double press the Tile button on your Tile Pro to make your phone ring, even when it’s on silent
Activate Community Find: If your Tile Pro is faraway, let other Tile community members help. The Tile app running on their phones can send location updates to your app
If you’re gonna light up, look cool while you’re doing it!
Classic .50 cal Zippo.
PREMIUM QUALITY: All metal construction. Zippo pocket cigarette lighters are wind resistant, durable, and are extremely reliable.
LIFETIME WARRANTY: Refillable for a lifetime of use. Flints are replaceable. Made in the USA “Fix it free” lifetime warranty. If this cool mini zippo lighter ever fails you can return it to Zippo manufacturing for repair–no sales receipt needed.
WINDPROOF DESIGN: Zippo vintage lighters offers a windproof design so that you are never without a flame.
PERFECT FOR EVERYDAY USE: Perfect way to start a campfire or BBQ. Keep one in the car, in the tool box, in the emergency kit, on the workbench, in the garage or anywhere a reliable flame lighter might come in handy.
Trump socks – Wear your support for our president!
Trump socks! Unisex Adult size.
Female Shoe Size: 11-12 / Male Shoe Size: 9-12.5
Top-grade quality material.
86% Nylon, 2% Spandex and 12% Polyester
With Arch Compression & Heel/Toe Construction
Who knew Abe Lincoln T-shirts could be so funny?!
Funny History Teacher T-Shirt Joke: Four Score & Seven Years. Makes for a hilarious gift for history buffs and history lovers! Rock this unique Abraham Lincoln humor tshirt & get this perfect clothing gift idea for anyone, even a liberal!
Lightweight, Classic fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem
Machine wash cold with like colors, dry low heat
Canada first? No. Mexico first? Try again!
We’re Americans. We put our people first above all else. What’s wrong with that? That’s what this t-shirt says.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton; Heather Grey: 90% Cotton, 10% Polyester; All Other Heathers: 50% Cotton, 50% Polyester
AMERICA FIRST T-Shirt. GOOD IDEA and GREAT Shirt to show support for our Nation. MAGA! GET YOURS !!!!
This t-shirt will even make socialist wackos laugh!
THIS IS THE ORIGINAL PROPCIRCLES SHIRT! For men or women vintage cereal box logo classic fun Socialism parody tee brought to you by Capitalism – tshirts are an extention of your sarcastic patriotic self, this t shirt makes a great statement & politics gift
Solid colors: 100% Cotton; Heather Grey: 90% Cotton, 10% Polyester; All Other Heathers: 50% Cotton, 50% Polyester
Yep that bowl is empty… just ask Socialist Venezuela! These shirts come in RED. Perfect t-shirt christmas gift for the socialism sucks tshirt fans or family liberal that makes you laugh at holiday parties Right left wing conservative republican democrat.
Machine wash cold with like colors, dry low heat
The U.S. Constitution: Know it, love it, live it
This is the Constitution of the United States of America.
The landmark legal document of the United States, the U.S. Constitution comprises the primary law of the Federal Government.
Signed by the members of the Constitutional Convention in Philadelphia on September 17, 1787, the Constitution outlines the powers and responsibilities of the three chief branches of the Federal Government, as well as the basic rights of the citizens of the United States.
This beautiful gift edition contains the complete text of the United States Constitution, as well as all of its amendments. It is a treasure for Americans of all ages.
Your liberal buddies are gonna love this
This socialism t-shirt will make liberals cry!
Solid colors: 100% Cotton; Heather Grey: 90% Cotton, 10% Polyester; All Other Heathers: 50% Cotton, 50% Polyester
Perfect Christmas gift tee for a capitalist who loves the free market and hates communism or democratic socialism
Stay safe and lock those triggers
Every gun owner needs trigger locks like these, especially if there are kids in the house!
The RioRand Gun Trigger Lock is preset at 0-0-0 – Easily reset it to the combination of your choice by simply pressing a paperclip to the reset button
Set-your-own password combination Gun Trigger Locks. Resettable combination locking mechanisms for keyless convenience
The gun safe combination locks fits ar15,1911,many handguns,rifles,Bb Gun and shotguns.Pls lubricate the locks with gun oil before using.
There’s no such thing as being TOO safe — outdoor security cameras are a must-have
The Blink XT Outdoor Home Security Camera System can show you if the noise you heard outside is an intruder or just a raccoon looking for a snack.
WEATHERPROOF FOR OUTDOOR OR INDOOR USE: Place and move your wireless Blink camera anywhere around your home both inside and out. Start off with a small system and expand to up to 10 cameras on one Blink Sync Module
MOTION DETECTOR: Built-in motion sensor alarm, when motion detector is triggered, Wi-Fi cameras will send an alert to your smartphone and record a short clip of the event to the cloud
BATTERY POWERED SECURITY SYSTEM: Wireless home camera with 2-year battery life, powered by 2 Lithium AA 1.5v non-rechargeable Lithium batteries (included), data is sent from IP cameras over Wi-Fi
SMART HOME VIDEO SECURITY WITH HD VIDEO: Simple self-install home monitoring in minutes; easy to control wireless cameras with the free Blink Home Monitor iOS or Android app (Requires iOS 10.3 or Android 5 Lollipop or higher)
FREE CLOUD STORAGE: Totally wire-free, with no monthly fees or service contract required
Your hunting buddies are gonna be jealous of this T-shirt!
Back: “Hey Vegetarians My Food Poops on Your Food“
100% Pre-Shrunk Cotton
Comfort cut for maximum maneuverability
Seamless rib Knit collar reinforced with a cover seamed front neck and taped neck and shoulder seams
Official Buck Wear Tees feature High Quality screen printed artwork that will withstand hundreds of washes
A good host never lets a guest’s glass (or can) go empty
Right. This six pack holster is for your guests! wink wink
Please drink responsibly … or call an Uber. 🙂
