The t-shirt that says DON’T MESS WITH AMERICA

wolf american flag t-shirt

Wolf t-shirts are great, but THIS wolf t-shirt tops all of them!

100% Cotton

Created, developed, dyed, and printed in Marlborough, NH

100% Oekotex Certified which guarantees shirts are free of chemicals harmful to your body

wolf american flag t-shirt

A wonderful way to greet unwelcome guests!

funny sign do not expect a warning shot

Put this hilarious sign right where everyone can see it!

8 INCH X 12 INCH

GREAT FOR INDOORS OR OUT

MADE FROM EMBOSSED ALUMINUM

MADE IN THE USA!!

funny sign do not expect a warning shot

Floodlights are a bad guy’s worst enemy!

ring home security floodlight battery powered

10 out of 10 bad guys agree: They hate floodlights!

This is a battery-powered floodlight that shines 600 Lumens of brightness on driveways and other areas when motion is detected

Add this to any Ring Smart Lighting Starter Kit with Ring Bridge so you can get notifications, customize settings, and connect to other Ring devices – all from the Ring app.

With the Ring Bridge, you can connect this light with other Ring Smart Lights, Ring doorbells or cameras, and select Alexa-enabled devices to create a fully connected home security system.

Floodlight installs in minutes with a wire-free design and included toolkit to illuminate your driveway, patio, or yard.

ring home security floodlight battery powered

Don’t go hunting or shooting without ear protection

walker's hearing protection hunting shooting earmuffs

Hunting Range Gear Hearing Protection Muffs

#1 selling hunting earmuffs on Amazon

Made of the highest quality materials

Another great Walker’s product

walker's hearing protection hunting shooting earmuffs

Fake News Button – The Ultimate Gag Gift!

trump fake news button ultimate gag gift for republicans

7 fake news sayings

Makes a great desk ornament; gag gift; or white elephant present

Requires 2x AAA batteries and are not included

Button has on/off switch for when not in use

Overall Dimensions are 3.53″ diameter and 1.80″ height

This hilarious push button has 7 different fake news sayings and is sure to be a hit in any office:

‘You’re fake news.’

‘Listen, you’re fake news…you’re fake news.’

‘Fake Neeews, fake fake news, fake news.’

‘Come on, you.you are fake news. OK you’re fake.  You’re fake news.’

‘fake News !’

‘Listen you’re being rude, you’re fake you’re fake news.  You’re fake news, stop being rude, you’re fake news.’

‘That is such fake news’

trump fake news button ultimate gag gift for republicans

Fun fact: Dinosaurs didn’t die out until 1777!

george washington t-rex t-shirt

Ok that’s a lie. But this George Washington T-rex t-shirt is hilarious!

Solid colors: 100% Cotton; Heather Grey: 90% Cotton, 10% Polyester; All Other Heathers: 50% Cotton, 50% Polyester

Lightweight, Classic fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem

george washington t-rex t-shirt

Light up the Stars & Stripes all year round!

american flag LED lights

This LED American flag will brighten up any space! 4th of July? Of course. Any time of year? Definitely.

Super Large Size : 6.5FT x 3.3FT USA flag 420 LED string lights is larger and safer than the others in market . 24V low voltage USA string lights with UL certified for safety use

Durable & Safety: Made of high quality copper wire and PVC for long time using. Safety to use with simple plug, directly plug in and unplug it for power on and off

IP44 Waterproof: Perfect design for outdoor decoration, strong enough live in heavy rain weather day.

Beautiful Outdoor Decoration: Red, white, and blue bright color flag string light widely use in indoor and outdoor such as wall, yards, garden etc. Energy saving light source. Can hang on the wall or just about anywhere.

american flag LED lights

Remember Everyone Deployed! A T-shirt that really shows your support for our troops

RED Remember Everyone Deployed tshirt support our troops

RED: Remember everyone deployed until they all come home; American flag and soldiers in silhouette

100% preshrunk cotton

Perfect gift for friends and family of Army, Navy, Air Force, Marine Corps

Show your support for our troops with this pro-military shirt

Screen printed in Texas, USA

RED Remember Everyone Deployed tshirt support our troops

Know what’s happening *inside* your home when you’re not there!

blink indoor home security camera

The Blink Indoor Security Camera could save your life if there’s an intruder in your home. But hopefully, it’ll just be monitoring the housekeeper, the babysitter, or your pets.

MOTION DETECTOR: Built-in motion sensor alarm, when motion detector is triggered, WIFI cameras send an alert to your smartphone and record a short clip of the event to the cloud

BATTERY POWERED SECURITY SYSTEM: Wireless home camera with 2-year battery life, powered by 2 Lithium AA 1.5v non-rechargeable Lithium batteries (included), data is sent from IP cameras over Wi-Fi

SMART HOME SECURITY: Simple self-install home monitoring in minutes; easy control wireless cameras with the included iOS & Android apps or via voice through our Amazon Alexa Skill!

ADVANCED HOME SURVEILLANCE: Home and pet monitoring in real time with video camera “Live View” streaming mode

FREE CLOUD STORAGE: Totally wire-free, with no monthly fees or service contract required. (Requires iOS 10.3 or Android 5 Lollipop or higher)

blink indoor home security camera

The symbol of America.

bald eagle t-shirt

A beautiful bald eagle t-shirt. American air superiority!

100% Cotton

Hand dyed and printed in New Hampshire USA by craftsmen committed to the highest standards of quality and workmanship, it’s apparel you will wear proudly.

bald eagle t-shirt

Give the bad guys a taste of this police-strength pepper gel

Regular pepper spray goes everywhere, and it can your eyes, too. Pepper gel hits the bad guy and ONLY the bad guy! Stay safe out there.

ENHANCED SAFETY – pepper gel does not atomize like traditional pepper spray, meaning it virtually eliminates wind blowback and only affects what it directly contacts, plus it offers a 20% greater range (18’ feet/5.5M) for protection at a safer distance

MAXIMUM STOPPING POWER – maximum strength formula is backed by our in-house high performance liquid chromatography laboratory which guarantees maximum stopping power, eliminating the 30% failure rate experienced with other brands (University of Utah study); plus UV marking dye aids in suspect identification

#1 BRAND TRUSTED BY POLICE AND CONSUMERS WORLDWIDE – including New York, Chicago PD, Los Angeles County Sheriff’s & U.S. Marshals; made in the U.S.A. and ISO 9001:2008 certified with a 4-year shelf life from the date of manufacture

EASILY ACCESSIBLE WITH PROTECTION AGAINST MULTIPLE THREATS – belt holster helps pepper gel be ready at a moment’s notice; contains 18 bursts plus a flip top safety mechanism to prevent accidental discharge

FREE TRAINING – packaging includes link to free training video in addition to publicly available safety tips on our blog

The Mardingtop Tactical Backpack is Great as a Bug-Out Bag, Camping, or Everyday Use

military grade tactical bug out bag backpack mardingtop

MATERIAL- 35 Liters. This military backpack is made of 600D polyester. YKK Zipper.

HYDRATION COMPARTMENT- This assault pack with hydration compartment and can hold a 2.5 Liter bladder, the tube is fed through the top of the bag near grab handle.

MOLLE WEBBING- This rucksack can hang on small items, or for attaching additional pouches or gear. Backpack also has 4 molle hooks underneath to strap a bedroll, tent or anything else.

military grade tactical bug out bag backpack mardingtop

The greatest Trump t-shirt ever made!

ultimate trump t-shirt trump riding a tank

Liberal heads will turn—and instantly explode—when they see you wearing this ultimate Trump t-shirt!

100% Cotton

Hand dyed shirt featuring a realistic, 3D graphic on a preshrunk, 100 percent cotton shirt hand dyed and printed by The Mountain

Amazon review:

My son bought this shirt to irritate his dad. It fits as expected and it has irritated his dad.

Bad guys will NEVER find your valuables here

hidden air vent safe

Blends In Anywhere: With the look of a normal vent on the wall, this hidden wall vent safe is great for home, office or business

High Speed Security: The Quick Shelf is the fastest access safe on the market

Quick Installation: 5 minute installation with instructions and template right on the box

Back up battery: Easy way to open the Quick Shelf even if the batteries die

Large Compartment: Approximately 14″ x 3″ x 6.25″ of storage space

hidden air vent safe

Catch them in the act with this hidden spy camera

hidden spy camera usb charger

This spy camera hides in plain sight! It actually works as a USB charger, but it also secretly records everything that happens in front of it.

This compact spy security camera is a USB charger that charges portable devices and records 1080p Full HD video with wide 90° angles.

Lets you keep an eye on babysitters, nannies, caregivers, or employees at home, work, or anywhere else.

A smart cop cam record that doesn’t require WiFi, simply inserts a micro SD card up to 32 GB Class 10 (not included), plug it into an outlet, and record remotely!

This powerful USB wall charger camera adapter records in full 1080P HD video when the slightest movement is detected for reliable, automatic use.

Automatically records and overwrites the oldest SD card files when full for continuous recording.

hidden spy camera usb charger

Keep yer guns clean, America!

gloryfire gun cleaning kit

All-in-one: Universal cleaning accessory kit for used for all types of shotguns, rifles and pistol cleaning. All you need to clean common caliber guns in a compact case.

No Cheap Plastic: all our slotted tips and cleaning jags are made of high quality brass and high quality nylon plastic. Sets from other brands use cheap plastic tips that can easily break after two uses.

Helpful & Portable: Keep your guns performing at their best by utilizing this cleaning/maintenance kit. Everything is kept neat and organized in the lightweight durable plastic carrying case.

Package: 3 solid brass rods for 17-270 caliber rifles; 3 solid brass rods for 30 caliber rifles, pistols, shotguns and muzzleloaders; In addition the Universal Gun Cleaning Kit also has 14 brushes; 9 mops; 12 spear-pointed jags; 1 black powder jag; 4 slotted patch loops; 3 utility brushes; 3 muzzle guards; 3 accessory adapters; 50 3×3″ cleaning patches and 4 polishing clothes.

gloryfire gun cleaning kit

If you’re gonna cover that trailer hitch, cover it with the stars & stripes!

american flag trailer hitch cover

USA American Embossed 3D Black and Chrome Flag on Black Trailer Metal Hitch Cover Fits 2″ Receivers

Made of Steel and powder coated black finish.

Fits standard 2″ trailer hitch receivers, – requires hitch pin that is NOT included.

Front plate is 4×3 inches

american flag trailer hitch cover

The 2nd Amendment. It’s part of the Constitution. Wear this T-shirt proudly!

2nd amendment t-shirt gun rights gift

A kickass 2nd amendment T-shirt!

Back Design Features: An American Flag with our 2ND Stars logo and written in the stripes, the text: “A well regulated militia being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed.”

Front Design Features: 2ND American Flag logo on left chest.

Made of 100% U.S.A Grown Heavyweight Cotton / Tagless Inside Neck Label / Standard Fit Body Style

Proudly Designed, Printed & Finished in U.S.A / Available in S, M, L, XL, XXL, XXXL, XXXXL

This We’ll Defend is a registered trademark of TWD LLC. Artwork TWD LLC.

2nd amendment t-shirt gun rights gift

This hilarious fanny pack will embarrass you, your family, and basically everyone in the known universe. Get one now!

Dadbod funny belly fanny pack funny gift

Dad bag “dadbod” belly waist pack. Or fanny pack. Who cares what you call it! Look totally hot everywhere you go.

Dadbod funny belly fanny pack funny gift
Dadbod funny belly fanny pack funny gift

Scare the hell out of your family with the Prank Pregnancy Test – It ALWAYS turns positive!

funny prank pregnancy test always turns positive

The Right Time prank pregnancy test was designed to give positive results under any circumstance and is a great gag for you to play on your husband, boyfriend, girlfriend, parents or anyone else that you feel like joking.

The tests could be used as a joke at a bridal shower, bachelorette party, or any other shenanigans you may have in mind. Using urine on the test is not necessary because it was manufactured to turn positive using any liquid that is not too acidic.

funny prank pregnancy test always turns positive