Put this hilarious sign right where everyone can see it!
8 INCH X 12 INCH
GREAT FOR INDOORS OR OUT
MADE FROM EMBOSSED ALUMINUM
MADE IN THE USA!!
There's no such thing as being TOO safe -- outdoor security cameras are a must-have
Floodlights are a bad guy's worst enemy!
Your liberal buddies are gonna love this
The U.S. Constitution: Know it, love it, live it
Keep one of these in your car and home at all times!
230 MILLION VOLTS of personal safety!
This should be required reading for all Americans
One of the baddest, most AMERICAN t-shirts ever