Month: August 2022
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Know what real STRESS is???
You pick up a hitchhiker…A beautiful girl. Suddenly, she faints inside your truck and you take her to the hospital. Now that’s stressful.
But at the hospital, they say she is pregnant and congratulates you that you’re going to be the father. You say that you are not the father, but the girl says you are. This is getting very stressful!
You request a DNA test to prove that you are not the father.
After the tests are completed, the doctor says the test shows you’re infertile, and probably have been since birth. You’re extremely stressed but relieved.
On your way back home, you think about your FIVE kids at home.
NOW THAT’S STRESS!!!
Say hello to your new favorite T-shirt
Every Republican needs this t-shirt!
Let the world know your party of choice, and enjoy the classic Republican Elephant mascot – distressed and printed on the softest graphite heather tee we could find.
FUN GIFT FOR THE POLITICS FAN IN YOUR LIFE: Screen printed on high-quality, poly-cotton soft touch t-shirts that go from the washing machine to the dryer without losing shape, shrinking or fading.
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Dinner Party “priceless”
All throughout dinner Lynne’s good friend’s four year old daughter stared at me as I sat opposite her. The girl could hardly eat her food for staring. I checked my shirt for spots, felt my face for food and patted my hair in place, but nothing stopped her from staring at me.
Finally I asked her, Why are you staring at me?
Everyone at the table had noticed her behavior and the table went quiet, waiting for her response. Finally, the little girl said, “I’m just waiting to see how you drink like a fish.”
Must read! The Trump Prophecies
In November of 2016, the world witnessed the impossible. Nearly every household in America was tuned in to the election feeds, and every update pointed to a loss for the Republican Party. But when the map of the states flipped red in the final hour, there were a select few who weren’t surprised. They had always known Trump was going to win. He was chosen for such a time as this. The prophecy had said so.
This prophet, this reserved man of God, was retired firefighter Mark Taylor. The word given by the Holy Spirit was delivered on April 28, 2011 in the middle of the most debilitating sickness a man could ever experience. When the prophecy later fell into the hands of New York Times bestsellers Don and Mary Colbert, God used this new team of passionate individuals to lead the nation into a fervent prayer chain that would accomplish one of the most incredible miracles our country has ever seen.
But Trump s victory was only the beginning…
What is coming next for the most powerful nation on earth today? Mark Taylor has more to say.
In THE TRUMP PROPHECIES readers will discover:
*How the Lord can and will use anyone regardless of education, background, or health to communicate His message to the Church of Christ
*What led to the miracle of the 2016 election, the role of we the people for the will of God in the future, and what the Body of Christ needs to do to keep His blessing on our nation
*How the enemy has utilized techniques of distraction to keep the Body’s focus off of God and onto internal, demoralizing disputes and how this can be overcome
*Astounding, world-altering changes in our US government Mark sees on the horizon
*The positive message of hope and encouragement that points to fresh methods of spreading the Gospel to the lost
Amazon review:
Amazing book. Couldn’t put it down & have gone back to re-read. and will again. Has led me to pray in new ways. Considering a bulk purchase to hand these books out to selected people & churches. A MUST read.
100 Deadly Skills: The SEAL Operative’s Guide to Eluding Pursuers, Evading Capture, and Surviving Any Dangerous Situation
100 Deadly Skills—the perfect gift for the badass in your life!
A hands-on, practical survival guide from retired Navy SEAL Clint Emerson—adapted for civilians from actual special forces operations—to eluding pursuers, evading capture, and surviving any dangerous situation.
In today’s increasingly dangerous world, threats to your personal safety are everywhere. From acts of terror to mass shootings, and from the unseen (and sometimes virtual) matrix of everyday crime, danger is no longer confined to dark alleys or unstable regions. Potentially life-threatening circumstances can arise anywhere, anytime, and Clint Emerson—former Navy SEAL—wants you to be prepared.
Use this thing to hide your valuables in plain sight!
HIDE AND STORE YOUR VALUABLES in a CAN SAFE! Bottom of Bottle secretly unscrews to display hidden secret stash.
USE AT HOME or ON-THE-GO! Great for hiding in your cupboard, or while you are out. Fits nicely into a normal cup holder, and is great for traveling, at the beach, or to take to the gym.
DUAL-USE! You can ACTUALLY USE this bottle to drink out of. The lid creates an air-tight seal, so the bottle is leak proof. You can even fit ice cubes in mouth of the bottle! No other Can Safe works as an actual drinking bottle!
WHEN IN DOUBT WHERE TO HIDE IT – STASH-IT! Inside Safe Stash: 2.5 inches wide, 2.5 inches deep. Drinking Bottle: Holds 16 FLUID Ounces!
