Month: August 2022

Know what real STRESS is???

Posted on by Jim
hitchhiker stress

You pick up a hitchhiker…A beautiful girl. Suddenly, she faints inside your truck and you take her to the hospital. Now that’s stressful.

But at the hospital, they say she is pregnant and congratulates you that you’re going to be the father. You say that you are not the father, but the girl says you are. This is getting very stressful!

You request a DNA test to prove that you are not the father.

After the tests are completed, the doctor says the test shows you’re infertile, and probably have been since birth. You’re extremely stressed but relieved.

On your way back home, you think about your FIVE kids at home.

NOW THAT’S STRESS!!!

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Say hello to your new favorite T-shirt

Posted on by Mike
republican elephant tshirt

Every Republican needs this t-shirt!

Let the world know your party of choice, and enjoy the classic Republican Elephant mascot – distressed and printed on the softest graphite heather tee we could find.

FUN GIFT FOR THE POLITICS FAN IN YOUR LIFE: Screen printed on high-quality, poly-cotton soft touch t-shirts that go from the washing machine to the dryer without losing shape, shrinking or fading.

SUPER COMFORTABLE REGULAR FIT TEE: You can wear the Republican Elephant shirt any day of the week, but watch out – girlfriends and wives will love to steal this one. Get an extra one for her.

VINTAGE FEEL, RETRO LOOK: This political tee features a comfortable Adult Regular Fit available in Small, Medium, Large, Extra Large, or XXL sizes. True to size.

TEE LUV ORIGINAL: Republican Elephant shirts sold by Tee Luv are guaranteed authentic and high quality, and are proudly printed in the USA.

republican elephant tshirt
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Dinner Party “priceless”

Posted on by Mike

All throughout dinner Lynne’s good friend’s four year old daughter stared at me as I sat opposite her. The girl could hardly eat her food for staring. I checked my shirt for spots, felt my face for food and patted my hair in place, but nothing stopped her from staring at me.

Finally I asked her, Why are you staring at me?

Everyone at the table had noticed her behavior and the table went quiet, waiting for her response. Finally, the little girl said, “I’m just waiting to see how you drink like a fish.”

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100 Deadly Skills: The SEAL Operative’s Guide to Eluding Pursuers, Evading Capture, and Surviving Any Dangerous Situation

Posted on by Mike
100 Deadly Skills Clint Emerson Navy SEAL

100 Deadly Skills—the perfect gift for the badass in your life!

A hands-on, practical survival guide from retired Navy SEAL Clint Emerson—adapted for civilians from actual special forces operations—to eluding pursuers, evading capture, and surviving any dangerous situation.

In today’s increasingly dangerous world, threats to your personal safety are everywhere. From acts of terror to mass shootings, and from the unseen (and sometimes virtual) matrix of everyday crime, danger is no longer confined to dark alleys or unstable regions. Potentially life-threatening circumstances can arise anywhere, anytime, and Clint Emerson—former Navy SEAL—wants you to be prepared.

100 Deadly Skills Clint Emerson Navy SEAL
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