You pick up a hitchhiker…A beautiful girl. Suddenly, she faints inside your truck and you take her to the hospital. Now that’s stressful.
But at the hospital, they say she is pregnant and congratulates you that you’re going to be the father. You say that you are not the father, but the girl says you are. This is getting very stressful!
You request a DNA test to prove that you are not the father.
After the tests are completed, the doctor says the test shows you’re infertile, and probably have been since birth. You’re extremely stressed but relieved.
On your way back home, you think about your FIVE kids at home.
NOW THAT’S STRESS!!!
Every Republican needs this t-shirt!
Let the world know your party of choice, and enjoy the classic Republican Elephant mascot – distressed and printed on the softest graphite heather tee we could find.
FUN GIFT FOR THE POLITICS FAN IN YOUR LIFE: Screen printed on high-quality, poly-cotton soft touch t-shirts that go from the washing machine to the dryer without losing shape, shrinking or fading.
SUPER COMFORTABLE REGULAR FIT TEE: You can wear the Republican Elephant shirt any day of the week, but watch out – girlfriends and wives will love to steal this one. Get an extra one for her.
VINTAGE FEEL, RETRO LOOK: This political tee features a comfortable Adult Regular Fit available in Small, Medium, Large, Extra Large, or XXL sizes. True to size.
TEE LUV ORIGINAL: Republican Elephant shirts sold by Tee Luv are guaranteed authentic and high quality, and are proudly printed in the USA.
New documents show Christopher Steele, the author of the dirty dossier filled with ridiculous debunked and unproven allegations, admitted that he was hired by the DNC and Hillary Clinton to produce evidence that would challenge the validity of the 2016 election if Trump won. Of course, we could always tell this was the case but now Steele is on record admitting it, so how is it that Hillary Clinton is able to roam freely as Mueller indicts Trump associates with petty process crimes?
- The original YnM weighted blanket offers great all-natural sleep help for adults and kids by offering the gentle sensation of being held to encourage deep, healthy, restful sleep.
- YnM owns the ability to produce a unique 7-layer weighted blanket. The 7-layer system is designed to comfortably surround your body and form to your shape while you sleep and the MORE glass beads & LESS fiber fill design offers better temperature control.
- Each compartment has a glass bead sewn into place to prevent movement and noise while you’re resting & provide soft, evenly-distributed weight that gently conforms to your body
All throughout dinner Lynne’s good friend’s four year old daughter stared at me as I sat opposite her. The girl could hardly eat her food for staring. I checked my shirt for spots, felt my face for food and patted my hair in place, but nothing stopped her from staring at me.
Finally I asked her, Why are you staring at me?
Everyone at the table had noticed her behavior and the table went quiet, waiting for her response. Finally, the little girl said, “I’m just waiting to see how you drink like a fish.”