You pick up a hitchhiker…A beautiful girl. Suddenly, she faints inside your truck and you take her to the hospital. Now that’s stressful.
But at the hospital, they say she is pregnant and congratulates you that you’re going to be the father. You say that you are not the father, but the girl says you are. This is getting very stressful!
You request a DNA test to prove that you are not the father.
After the tests are completed, the doctor says the test shows you’re infertile, and probably have been since birth. You’re extremely stressed but relieved.
On your way back home, you think about your FIVE kids at home.
NOW THAT’S STRESS!!!
CDC Hid Survey For 2 Decades That Found Americans Used Guns Defensively 2.4 Million Times Per Year
Democrats Move To Remove “God” From This Oath
Another illustration showing why the Electoral College is needed!
So, it's just one more lie!!!
A Hard Message
A joke for our friends in Chicago!
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