There’s a surprising number of Abraham Lincoln t-shirts out there. None are more awesome than this one!
100% Cotton
Made in USA
Created, developed, dyed, and printed in Marlborough, NH
100% Oekotex Certified which guarantees shirts are free of chemicals harmful to your body
A husband walks into ‘Victoria’s Secret’ to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife.
He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price – the more sheer, the higher the price.
Naturally, he opts for the most sheer item, pays the $500, and takes it home.
He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on, and model it for him.
Upstairs the wife thinks (she’s no dummy), “I have an idea. It’s so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won’t put it on but I’ll do the modelling naked, return it tomorrow, and keep the $500 refund for myself.”
She appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.
The husband says, “Good grief, you’d think for $500, they’d at least iron it!”
He never heard the shot.
Funeral on Thursday at Noon.
Donations in lieu of Flowers to the National Association for Retarded Husbands (NARH)
Wolf t-shirts are great, but THIS wolf t-shirt tops all of them!
100% Cotton
Created, developed, dyed, and printed in Marlborough, NH
100% Oekotex Certified which guarantees shirts are free of chemicals harmful to your body
Dad bag “dadbod” belly waist pack. Or fanny pack. Who cares what you call it! Look totally hot everywhere you go.
A bald eagle t-shirt for proud American patriots!
100% Cotton
Made in USA
Created, developed, dyed, and printed in Marlborough, NH
100% Oekotex Certified which guarantees shirts are free of chemicals harmful to your body
From the “All in the Family” Season 3 premiere, entitled (appropriately) “Archie and the Editorial.” It aired over 40 years ago.
Many people think Sweden is socialist, but its success comes from free markets!!!
During a recent Trump rally, a heckler from the audience hollered, “Hey Trump, where are you hiding your tax returns?
The Donald politely responded, “I’ve found a very secure place that I’m certain they won’t be found.”
The insistent heckler, then shouted, “And just where is that, dummy”?
The Donald smiled and said, “They are underneath Obama’s college records, his passport application, his immigration status as a student, his funding sources to pay for college, his college records, and his Selective Service registration.
“What’s your next question?”
A newly-launched replica of the 18th century French frigate Hermione is now in the mid-Atlantic, ploughing her way toward the U.S. East Coast. She’s retracing the voyage made in 1780 by the original Hermione, whose mission was crucial to the American Revolution.
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