One of the coolest AMERICA t-shirts ever made!

abraham lincoln riding a bear t-shirt

There’s a surprising number of Abraham Lincoln t-shirts out there. None are more awesome than this one!

100% Cotton

Made in USA

Created, developed, dyed, and printed in Marlborough, NH

100% Oekotex Certified which guarantees shirts are free of chemicals harmful to your body

abraham lincoln riding a bear t-shirt

Victoria’s Secret???

A husband walks into ‘Victoria’s Secret’ to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife.

He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price – the more sheer, the higher the price.

Naturally, he opts for the most sheer item, pays the $500, and takes it home.

He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on, and model it for him.

Upstairs the wife thinks (she’s no dummy), “I have an idea. It’s so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won’t put it on but I’ll do the modelling naked, return it tomorrow, and keep the $500 refund for myself.”

She appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.

The husband says, “Good grief, you’d think for $500, they’d at least iron it!”

He never heard the shot.

Funeral on Thursday at Noon.

Donations in lieu of Flowers to the National Association for Retarded Husbands (NARH)

The t-shirt that says DON’T MESS WITH AMERICA

wolf american flag t-shirt

Wolf t-shirts are great, but THIS wolf t-shirt tops all of them!

100% Cotton

Created, developed, dyed, and printed in Marlborough, NH

100% Oekotex Certified which guarantees shirts are free of chemicals harmful to your body

wolf american flag t-shirt

This hilarious fanny pack will embarrass you, your family, and basically everyone in the known universe. Get one now!

Dadbod funny belly fanny pack funny gift

Dad bag “dadbod” belly waist pack. Or fanny pack. Who cares what you call it! Look totally hot everywhere you go.

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Dadbod funny belly fanny pack funny gift

T-shirts like this only exist in the Land of the FREE

patriotic t-shirt two bald eagles american flag

A bald eagle t-shirt for proud American patriots!

100% Cotton

Made in USA

Created, developed, dyed, and printed in Marlborough, NH

100% Oekotex Certified which guarantees shirts are free of chemicals harmful to your body

patriotic t-shirt two bald eagles american flag

Trump tax returns

During a recent Trump rally, a heckler from the audience hollered, “Hey Trump, where are you hiding your tax returns?

The Donald politely responded, “I’ve found a very secure place that I’m certain they won’t be found.”

The insistent heckler, then shouted, “And just where is that, dummy”?

The Donald smiled and said, “They are underneath Obama’s college records, his passport application, his immigration status as a student, his funding sources to pay for college, his college records, and his Selective Service registration.

“What’s your next question?”

SCARY! Newspaper Clipping – 1975

Second Amendment Gun Rights
Please read this clipping very carefully, and you will see the correlation between what started in 1919 and to our current political and cultural atmosphere 99 years later!
 
To those who pooh-pooh those who complain and worry about the drastic change in our culture and mores, here is absolute proof there are people who are determined and insidious in their methodology.   Communists revel in their ability to take control, inch by inch.
They do not have a timeline, only an end goal.

Another indication of what’s happening.
SCARY ISN’T IT?

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.

A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.

“A free people ought not only be armed and disciplined, but they should have sufficient arms and ammunition to maintain a status of independence from any who might attempt to abuse them.”