Month: March 2023
This hilarious fanny pack will embarrass you, your family, and basically everyone in the known universe. Get one now!
Dad bag “dadbod” belly waist pack. Or fanny pack. Who cares what you call it! Look totally hot everywhere you go.
Scare the hell out of your family with the Prank Pregnancy Test – It ALWAYS turns positive!
The Right Time prank pregnancy test was designed to give positive results under any circumstance and is a great gag for you to play on your husband, boyfriend, girlfriend, parents or anyone else that you feel like joking.
The tests could be used as a joke at a bridal shower, bachelorette party, or any other shenanigans you may have in mind. Using urine on the test is not necessary because it was manufactured to turn positive using any liquid that is not too acidic.
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Victoria’s Secret???
A husband walks into ‘Victoria’s Secret’ to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife.
He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price – the more sheer, the higher the price.
Naturally, he opts for the most sheer item, pays the $500, and takes it home.
He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on, and model it for him.
Upstairs the wife thinks (she’s no dummy), “I have an idea. It’s so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won’t put it on but I’ll do the modelling naked, return it tomorrow, and keep the $500 refund for myself.”
She appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.
The husband says, “Good grief, you’d think for $500, they’d at least iron it!”
He never heard the shot.
Funeral on Thursday at Noon.
Donations in lieu of Flowers to the National Association for Retarded Husbands (NARH)
230 MILLION VOLTS of personal safety!
VIPERTEK VTS-989 – 58 Billion Heavy Duty Stun Gun – Rechargeable with LED Flashlight
This thing will put a 250 pound man down in about two seconds flat. Trust me because I tried it on myself. If the sound alone doesn’t deter a criminal the punch it packs certainly will. For the money well well well worth the purchase. – Amazon Customer
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Powerful Stun Gun With LED Flashlight. Convenient Size (6.5″ x 2″ x 1″)
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Snatch Prevention – Should an assailant try to snatch the device from you, the shock plates on the side of the unit will also deliver a high voltage shock.
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Ultra-Sharp Spike Electrodes helps penetrate through thick clothing
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Internal Rechargeable Battery – No expensive batteries to buy. Non-Slip Rubber Coating
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VIDEO: Criminal Aliens Released by Homeland Security
This is why Trump’s stance illegal immigration is resonating with so many Americans. Watch this 3 ½ minutes. This is staggering. Absolutely unbelievable. And it gets NO press. Chairman Chaffetz Opener – Criminal Aliens Released by the Department of Homeland Security.
