Month: February 2020

There’s no such thing as being TOO safe — outdoor security cameras are a must-have

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blink outdoor security camera system

The Blink XT Outdoor Home Security Camera System can show you if the noise you heard outside is an intruder or just a raccoon looking for a snack.

WEATHERPROOF FOR OUTDOOR OR INDOOR USE: Place and move your wireless Blink camera anywhere around your home both inside and out. Start off with a small system and expand to up to 10 cameras on one Blink Sync Module

MOTION DETECTOR: Built-in motion sensor alarm, when motion detector is triggered, Wi-Fi cameras will send an alert to your smartphone and record a short clip of the event to the cloud

BATTERY POWERED SECURITY SYSTEM: Wireless home camera with 2-year battery life, powered by 2 Lithium AA 1.5v non-rechargeable Lithium batteries (included), data is sent from IP cameras over Wi-Fi

SMART HOME VIDEO SECURITY WITH HD VIDEO: Simple self-install home monitoring in minutes; easy to control wireless cameras with the free Blink Home Monitor iOS or Android app (Requires iOS 10.3 or Android 5 Lollipop or higher)

FREE CLOUD STORAGE: Totally wire-free, with no monthly fees or service contract required

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The two things that should start every American’s day

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funny christian t-shirt all i need is a little coffee and a lot of jesus

Show everyone that you love coffee and Jesus by rocking this funny coffee lover Christian T-shirt.

funny christian t-shirt all i need is a little coffee and a lot of jesus
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The coolest cutting board you’re ever going to see!

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usa bamboo cutting board unique gift

Celebrate life in America with this fun bamboo serving and cutting board in the shape of USA

Perfect for food prep, serving or display; board measures 17-1/2″ x 11″ x 5/8″

Show off your American pride, the included hanging hole and tie make this board a wonderful wall art option too; a perfect gift item for anyone who loves the USA

Beautiful flat grain bamboo construction is gentle on knives when used as a cutting board or serves wonderfully as a serving platter; hand wash only

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Easily mount your smartphone onto your rifle, fishing rod, hunting bow, and more!

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mount your smartphone onto rifle, bow, fishing rod, shotgun

ACTION MOUNT ADAPTER – This Sportsman Mount works with all Smartphones. Easy-to-use, works with any smartphone model, can be used with a rugged case, or waterproof case.

RECORD POV FOOTAGE – No matter what your phone model/size, this product will fit. Now you can get cool footage with your phone while fishing and hunting.

ADJUSTABLE – This mount tilts to capture whatever view angle you choose. Attach to gun barrel, fishing pole, ATV handlebars, bike tubing, railing, etc.

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Wear your patriotism proudly

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bald eagle american flag winter t-shirt

This is a beautiful t-shirt. Nuff said.

100% Cotton

Made in the USA

Hand-dyed and screen printed by expert artisans in New Hampshire

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50,000 volts of non-lethal protection – don’t be a victim!

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non-lethal protection taser

Fire this 50,000 volt taser from up to 15 feet away! Then you’ve got a good 30 seconds to get the hell out of there.

Taser Pulse with Laser LED

2 Live Cartridges

1 Soft Holster

Lithium Power Magazine (Battery Pack)

Target

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It’s all in the way you tell it!

Posted on by Jim
Mansion

The Last Will and Testament of Jonathan Smith

Jonathon Smith is on his deathbed and knows the end is near. His nurse, his wife, his daughter, and two sons are with him. He asks for two witnesses to be present and a camcorder be in place to record his last wishes, and when all is ready, he begins to speak:

“My son, Bernie, I want you to take the Mayfair houses. My daughter Sybil, you take the apartments over the east end. My son, Jamie, I want you to take the offices over the City Center. Sarah, my dear wife, please take all of the residential buildings on the banks of the river.”

The nurse and witnesses are blown away as they did not realize his extensive holdings, and as Jonathan slops away, the nurse says, “Mrs. Smith, your husband must have been such a hard-working man to have accumulated all this property.”

The wife replies, “Property? This jerk had various paper routes – that’s what he had.”

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The world’s greatest gun cleaning mat

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patriotic gun cleaning mat 2nd amendment

LARGE PROTECTIVE SURFACE: 11″x17″ Pistol cleaning mat helps protect your kitchen table, work bench, shooting table or desk. Perfect accessory for gun cleaning or mouse pad.

PREMIUM MATERIALS: Stitched border, black polyester top with waterproofing coating, white heat transfer printing prevents smearing, and non-slip natural tree rubber backing. Perfect for gunsmith or hobbyist

EXCLUSIVE: Distressed US flag with Text of 2nd Amendment – Exclusive URB design!

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Free Home Security! Provided by the government!

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free home security joke

I took down my Rebel flag (which you can’t buy on EBAY any more) and peeled the NRA sticker off my front window. I disconnected my home alarm system and quit the candy-ass Neighborhood Watch. I bought two Pakistani flags and put one at each corner of the front yard. Then I purchased the black flag of ISIS (which you CAN Buy on EBAY) and ran it up the flag pole.

Now the local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security, Secret Service and other agencies are all watching my house 24/7. I’ve NEVER felt safer and I’m saving $69.95 a month that ADT used to charge me.

Plus, I bought burkas for me to wear when I shop or travel. Everyone moves out of the way, and security can’t pat me down. If they say I’m a male wearing a burka, I just say I’m feeling like a woman today!

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It’s time to secure your home! And it’s cheaper than you think

Posted on by Mike
ring home security system

The Ring Alarm Home Security System is a great first step to making sure your home is safe.

Ring Alarm puts whole-home security at your fingertips. Get alerts on your smart phone when doors or windows open or motion is detected.

Optional 24/7 professional monitoring is just $10/month. No contracts or cancellation fees.

Manage Ring Alarm and other Ring products—including Ring Doorbell—with the Ring app.

Customize Ring Alarm for your needs. Add components at any time for whole home protection.

Easily setup Ring Alarm in minutes—without tools or professional installation.

The 5 piece kit includes a base station, contact sensor, motion detector, keypad, and range extender.

Works with Alexa to arm, disarm, and check the status of your Ring Alarm security system with your voice.

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