There’s no such thing as being TOO safe — outdoor security cameras are a must-have

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The Blink XT Outdoor Home Security Camera System can show you if the noise you heard outside is an intruder or just a raccoon looking for a snack.

WEATHERPROOF FOR OUTDOOR OR INDOOR USE: Place and move your wireless Blink camera anywhere around your home both inside and out. Start off with a small system and expand to up to 10 cameras on one Blink Sync Module

MOTION DETECTOR: Built-in motion sensor alarm, when motion detector is triggered, Wi-Fi cameras will send an alert to your smartphone and record a short clip of the event to the cloud

BATTERY POWERED SECURITY SYSTEM: Wireless home camera with 2-year battery life, powered by 2 Lithium AA 1.5v non-rechargeable Lithium batteries (included), data is sent from IP cameras over Wi-Fi

SMART HOME VIDEO SECURITY WITH HD VIDEO: Simple self-install home monitoring in minutes; easy to control wireless cameras with the free Blink Home Monitor iOS or Android app (Requires iOS 10.3 or Android 5 Lollipop or higher)

FREE CLOUD STORAGE: Totally wire-free, with no monthly fees or service contract required

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The two things that should start every American’s day

funny christian t-shirt all i need is a little coffee and a lot of jesus

Show everyone that you love coffee and Jesus by rocking this funny coffee lover Christian T-shirt.

funny christian t-shirt all i need is a little coffee and a lot of jesus

Wear your patriotism proudly

bald eagle american flag winter t-shirt

This is a beautiful t-shirt. Nuff said.

100% Cotton

Made in the USA

Hand-dyed and screen printed by expert artisans in New Hampshire

bald eagle american flag winter t-shirt

The world’s greatest gun cleaning mat

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LARGE PROTECTIVE SURFACE: 11″x17″ Pistol cleaning mat helps protect your kitchen table, work bench, shooting table or desk. Perfect accessory for gun cleaning or mouse pad.

PREMIUM MATERIALS: Stitched border, black polyester top with waterproofing coating, white heat transfer printing prevents smearing, and non-slip natural tree rubber backing. Perfect for gunsmith or hobbyist

EXCLUSIVE: Distressed US flag with Text of 2nd Amendment – Exclusive URB design!

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Free Home Security! Provided by the government!

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I took down my Rebel flag (which you can’t buy on EBAY any more) and peeled the NRA sticker off my front window. I disconnected my home alarm system and quit the candy-ass Neighborhood Watch. I bought two Pakistani flags and put one at each corner of the front yard. Then I purchased the black flag of ISIS (which you CAN Buy on EBAY) and ran it up the flag pole.

Now the local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security, Secret Service and other agencies are all watching my house 24/7. I’ve NEVER felt safer and I’m saving $69.95 a month that ADT used to charge me.

Plus, I bought burkas for me to wear when I shop or travel. Everyone moves out of the way, and security can’t pat me down. If they say I’m a male wearing a burka, I just say I’m feeling like a woman today!