Month: June 2024
- Funny Videos
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Just plain funny
Mrs. Hughes offers up the unfortunate secrets to a long lasting marriage and discusses her dysfunctional relationships with her husband and son.
Give the bad guys a taste of this police-strength pepper gel
Regular pepper spray goes everywhere, and it can your eyes, too. Pepper gel hits the bad guy and ONLY the bad guy! Stay safe out there.
ENHANCED SAFETY – pepper gel does not atomize like traditional pepper spray, meaning it virtually eliminates wind blowback and only affects what it directly contacts, plus it offers a 20% greater range (18’ feet/5.5M) for protection at a safer distance
MAXIMUM STOPPING POWER – maximum strength formula is backed by our in-house high performance liquid chromatography laboratory which guarantees maximum stopping power, eliminating the 30% failure rate experienced with other brands (University of Utah study); plus UV marking dye aids in suspect identification
#1 BRAND TRUSTED BY POLICE AND CONSUMERS WORLDWIDE – including New York, Chicago PD, Los Angeles County Sheriff’s & U.S. Marshals; made in the U.S.A. and ISO 9001:2008 certified with a 4-year shelf life from the date of manufacture
EASILY ACCESSIBLE WITH PROTECTION AGAINST MULTIPLE THREATS – belt holster helps pepper gel be ready at a moment’s notice; contains 18 bursts plus a flip top safety mechanism to prevent accidental discharge
FREE TRAINING – packaging includes link to free training video in addition to publicly available safety tips on our blog
A real Patriot, both literally and figuratively
Bill Belichick On Leadership, Winning, Tom Brady Not A ‘Great Natural Athlete.’
The greatest Trump t-shirt ever made!
Liberal heads will turn—and instantly explode—when they see you wearing this ultimate Trump t-shirt!
100% Cotton
Hand dyed shirt featuring a realistic, 3D graphic on a preshrunk, 100 percent cotton shirt hand dyed and printed by The Mountain
Amazon review:
My son bought this shirt to irritate his dad. It fits as expected and it has irritated his dad.
Let everyone know what’s in your coffee cup LOL
Liberal tears! Great gift Idea For Republicans or Conservatives
This High Quality Coffee Mug is 11oz White Ceramic Made With The Highest Quality Inks, Guaranteed To Last Dishwasher and Microwave Safe.
This Coffee Cup Is Printed On Both Sides ( perfect for right or left handed people ) Perfect For Any Coffee Lover
Catch Up With Jesus! Christian T-shirts can be funny, too
Remind everyone that America is still a Christian country with this hilarious Catch Up With Jesus t-shirt! 🙂
Share your faith anywhere you go!
Powerful Christian Message
VIDEO: Proof that Good People will Never Bow to the Radical Liberals !!
After Announcing NO National Anthem, What Fans Did Next Will Make Your Heart Sing.
- Sad But True
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VIDEO: New, Explosive Poll: Public Getting Tired Of Mueller!
I want to know how much Mueller has earned from this investigation. It’s millions, of course. He has absolutely no incentive to get it over with. There was no collusion and the public should know it was begun as a bogus assertion to begin with. The media is raking in millions as a result as well. They have millions to lose if it concludes. Hence, it will continue until 2019, possibly beyond. Large amounts of advertising money (and personal incomes) are at stake.
- Sad But True
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On Becoming Illegal. You’ll love this!
(Actual letter from an Oregon resident sent to his Senator)
The Honorable Wyden
731 Hart Senate Office Building
Phone (202) 224 3254
Washington DC, 20510
Dear Senator Wyden,
As a native Oregonian and excellent customer of the Internal Revenue Service, I am writing to ask for your assistance. I have contacted the Department of Homeland Security in an effort to determine the process for becoming an illegal alien and they referred me to you.
My primary reason for wishing to change my status from U.S. Citizen to illegal alien stems from the bill which was recently passed by the Senate and for which you voted. If my understanding of this bill is accurate, as an illegal alien who has been in the United States for five years, all I need to do to become a citizen is to pay a $2,000 fine and income taxes for only three of the last five years. I know a good deal when I see one and I am anxious to get the process started before everyone figures it out.
Simply put, those of us who have been here legally have had to pay taxes every year so I’m excited about the prospect of avoiding two years of taxes in return for paying a $2,000 fine. Is there any way that I can apply to be illegal retroactively? This would yield an excellent result for me and my family because we paid heavy taxes in 2004 and 2005.
Additionally, as an illegal alien I could begin using the local emergency room as my primary health care provider. Once I have stopped paying premiums for medical insurance, my accountant figures I could save almost $10,000 a year.
Another benefit in gaining illegal status would be that my daughter would receive preferential treatment relative to her law school applications, as well as “in-state” tuition rates for many colleges throughout the United States for my son.
Lastly, I understand that illegal status would relieve me of the burden of renewing my driver’s license and making those burdensome car insurance premiums. This is very important to me, given that I still have college age children driving my car.
If you would provide me with an outline of the process to become illegal (retroactively if possible) and copies of the necessary forms, I would be most appreciative. Thank you for your assistance
Your Loyal Constituent, (hoping to reach “illegal alien” status rather than just a bonafide citizen of the USA )
Dale B. Rilyeu
Lebanon, Or
Get your Forms (NOW)!!
Call your Internal Revenue Service at 1-800-289-1040
(Please pass this on to your friends so they can save on this great offer.)