You need American Flag Cornhole at your next BBQ

american flag bald eagle cornhole game

Cornhole is already a great outdoor party game. This cornhole game makes it better with stars, stripes, and a kickass bald eagle!

Duck Cloth

Made in USA

Comes With 8 Bags

Built with highest quality materials

Legs Fold Up Under Neath Boards

ACA Regulation 24 X 48

american flag bald eagle cornhole game
american flag bald eagle cornhole game

Use this thing to hide your valuables in plain sight!

water bottle can safe clever way to hide valuables

HIDE AND STORE YOUR VALUABLES in a CAN SAFE! Bottom of Bottle secretly unscrews to display hidden secret stash.

USE AT HOME or ON-THE-GO! Great for hiding in your cupboard, or while you are out. Fits nicely into a normal cup holder, and is great for traveling, at the beach, or to take to the gym.

DUAL-USE! You can ACTUALLY USE this bottle to drink out of. The lid creates an air-tight seal, so the bottle is leak proof. You can even fit ice cubes in mouth of the bottle! No other Can Safe works as an actual drinking bottle!

WHEN IN DOUBT WHERE TO HIDE IT – STASH-IT! Inside Safe Stash: 2.5 inches wide, 2.5 inches deep. Drinking Bottle: Holds 16 FLUID Ounces!

water bottle can safe clever way to hide valuables

Fun fact: Dinosaurs didn’t die out until 1777!

george washington t-rex t-shirt

Ok that’s a lie. But this George Washington T-rex t-shirt is hilarious!

Solid colors: 100% Cotton; Heather Grey: 90% Cotton, 10% Polyester; All Other Heathers: 50% Cotton, 50% Polyester

Lightweight, Classic fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem

george washington t-rex t-shirt

On Becoming Illegal. You’ll love this!

(Actual letter from an Oregon resident sent to his Senator)

The Honorable Wyden
731 Hart Senate Office Building
Phone (202) 224 3254
Washington DC, 20510

Dear Senator Wyden,

As a native Oregonian and excellent customer of the Internal Revenue Service, I am writing to ask for your assistance. I have contacted the Department of Homeland Security in an effort to determine the process for becoming an illegal alien and they referred me to you.

My primary reason for wishing to change my status from U.S. Citizen to illegal alien stems from the bill which was recently passed by the Senate and for which you voted. If my understanding of this bill is accurate, as an illegal alien who has been in the United States for five years, all I need to do to become a citizen is to pay a $2,000 fine and income taxes for only three of the last five years. I know a good deal when I see one and I am anxious to get the process started before everyone figures it out.

Simply put, those of us who have been here legally have had to pay taxes every year so I’m excited about the prospect of avoiding two years of taxes in return for paying a $2,000 fine. Is there any way that I can apply to be illegal retroactively? This would yield an excellent result for me and my family because we paid heavy taxes in 2004 and 2005.

Additionally, as an illegal alien I could begin using the local emergency room as my primary health care provider. Once I have stopped paying premiums for medical insurance, my accountant figures I could save almost $10,000 a year.

Another benefit in gaining illegal status would be that my daughter would receive preferential treatment relative to her law school applications, as well as “in-state” tuition rates for many colleges throughout the United States for my son.

Lastly, I understand that illegal status would relieve me of the burden of renewing my driver’s license and making those burdensome car insurance premiums. This is very important to me, given that I still have college age children driving my car.

If you would provide me with an outline of the process to become illegal (retroactively if possible) and copies of the necessary forms, I would be most appreciative. Thank you for your assistance

Your Loyal Constituent, (hoping to reach “illegal alien” status rather than just a bonafide citizen of the USA )
Dale B. Rilyeu
Lebanon, Or
Get your Forms (NOW)!!
Call your Internal Revenue Service at 1-800-289-1040

(Please pass this on to your friends so they can save on this great offer.)