Shoot a deer, then snuggle up under one!

american flag white tail deer blanket

You don’t have to be a hunter to love this patriotic deer blanket, but it sure helps!

Ultra-soft, warm and cozy throw — exceptionally durable.

Printed with bright vibrant colors.

Perfect for home, at a game or on a picnic

Size: 50″ x 60″.

american flag white tail deer blanket

The MAGIC Green Hat…

US border patrol hat

Visiting in South Western USA, I needed to go to the emergency room. Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my MAGIC GREEN HAT.

When I went into the E.R., I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left. I guess they decided that they weren’t that sick after all. It cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time.

Here’s the hat:

It also works at Dept. of Motor Vehicles. It saved me 5 hours.

At the Laundromat, three minutes after entering, I had my choice of any machine, most still running.

It might also cut your wait time at the grocery store.

But…don’t try it at McDonald’s…
The whole crew ran out the back door and I never did get my order!

A nice way to greet unwelcome “visitors” to your home!

funny sign protected by the good lord and a gun

This sign speaks for itself!

Size – 8″ X 12″

Quick & Easy Mount – Comes With Pre-Cut Mounting Holes For Hanging

Indoor/Outdoor Use – Printed With Ultra Durable Inks For A Scratch Resistant Finish That Will Last For Years

Proudly Made In The USA

funny sign protected by the good lord and a gun

One of the coolest AMERICA t-shirts ever made!

abraham lincoln riding a bear t-shirt

There’s a surprising number of Abraham Lincoln t-shirts out there. None are more awesome than this one!

100% Cotton

Made in USA

Created, developed, dyed, and printed in Marlborough, NH

100% Oekotex Certified which guarantees shirts are free of chemicals harmful to your body

abraham lincoln riding a bear t-shirt

Indian walks into a cafe…

An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand and pulling a male buffalo with the other.

He says to the waiter: “Want coffee.”

The waiter says, “Sure, Chief. Coming right up.” He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee.

The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp, turns and blasts the buffalo with the shotgun, causing parts of the animal to splatter everywhere and then just walks out.

The next morning the Indian returns. He has his shotgun in one hand, pulling another male buffalo with the other. He walks up to the counter and says to the waiter: “Want coffee.”

The waiter says, “Whoa…! We’re still cleaning up your mess from yesterday. What was all that about, anyway?”

The Indian smiles and proudly says, “Training for a position in United States Senate. Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull, leave mess for others to clean up, disappear for rest of day.”

How to look like a total badass

kickass american flag t-shirt grunt style

Stars & Stripes, baby! This t-shirt lets ’em know.

Authentic Grunt Style Apparel sold by Authorized Retailer

Sizing tends to run small, order a size up if you’re unsure

Ultra soft and comfortable

Light Fabric Proudly printed in the USA

Original Grunt Style design and is guaranteed to you 100% by their ‘Beer Guarantee’

kickass american flag t-shirt grunt style

Fuel up like a U.S. soldier with U.S. Surplus MREs — Meals Ready to Eat

MRE meals ready to eat u.s. surplus

Meals Ready to Eat – Long shelf life when stored per manufacturer’s directions.

Genuine US War Fighter Rations are the ultimate survivalist, Prepper & outdoor enthusiast Meal.

Ideal for hunting, camping, hiking, fishing, boating, and emergency food supply.

Designed for maximum endurance and nutrition with average 1250 calories per meal.

MRE meals ready to eat u.s. surplus