From the mouth of a child Valentine:
A smart little Jewish girl!
“Since Valentine’s Day is for a Christian saint and we’re Jewish,” she asks, “Will God get mad at me for giving someone a valentine?
Thelma’s father thinks a bit then says “No, I don’t think God would get mad. Who do you want to give a valentine to?”
“The whole Isis group,” she says. “
Why them,” her father asks in shock?
“Well,” she says, “I thought that if a little American Jewish girl could have enough love to give them a valentine, they might start to think that maybe we’re not all bad, and maybe start loving people a little bit. And if other kids saw what I did and then they sent valentines to them, they’d love everyone a lot. And then they’d start going all over the place telling everyone how much they loved them and how they didn’t hate anyone anymore.”
Her father’s heart swells and he looks at his daughter with new found pride. “Thelma, that’s the most wonderful thing I’ve ever heard. ”
“I know,” Thelma says, “and once that gets them out in the open, the Marines could blow the shit out of them.
The more evidence that surfaces that proves voter fraud is rampant, the more Democrats double down to insist it’s a rare occurrence, cry about voter suppression and scramble to dispute the findings.
The results of a nearly year-long investigation into voter fraud in Texas has blown the lid off the weak defense, revealing that 95,000 non-citizens were currently registered to vote in the state with 58,000 of them having voted in one or more election.
And this is just ONE state — a Republican-controlled state, to boot. But now that massive voter fraud has been found, what comes next?
You pick up a hitchhiker…A beautiful girl. Suddenly, she faints inside your truck and you take her to the hospital. Now that’s stressful.
But at the hospital, they say she is pregnant and congratulates you that you’re going to be the father. You say that you are not the father, but the girl says you are. This is getting very stressful!
You request a DNA test to prove that you are not the father.
After the tests are completed, the doctor says the test shows you’re infertile, and probably have been since birth. You’re extremely stressed but relieved.
On your way back home, you think about your FIVE kids at home.
NOW THAT’S STRESS!!!
Trump economic advisor drops a moab on Obama’s economic policies during WH presser. President’s Council of Economic Advisors, Kevin Hassett, stepped to the podium dropping news that the left-wing press won’t like to report. Kevin Hassett explains: “Many Obama policies were very NEGATIVE for growth…To say Obama destroyed the economy, well, um, that’s not what the CEA Chair should be doing”
New information is coming to light that could reveal over a dozen CIA agents may have been killed as a result of Hillary Clinton’s leaked emails. One America’s Pearson Sharp explains how China took advantage of Clinton’s carelessness to take down a CIA spy network.(more…)
Andrew Pollack’s daughter was tragically killed in the school shooting at Stoneman Douglas High School in Parkland, Florida. He received hate mail because he was wearing a Trump shirt the day of the shooting. “Instead of focusing on I was looking for my daughter, these sick, demented people focused on my Trump shirt.”(more…)
The History Guy remembers Robert Smalls, a hero of the Civil War from South Carolina.
The episode contains photographs from the period of the US Civil War. Although no graphic violence is shown, this was a period of conflict, which might disturb some viewers. All photos are shown in the context of the history of the era.