NO MORE DONKEYS

democrat condom get screwed
democrat condom get screwed

The NEW Democratic Symbol – no more donkey.

The Democratic Party today announced that it is changing its symbol from the Donkey to a Condom because it more accurately reflects the Party’s political stance. 

A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, and gives you a sense of security while you’re actually being screwed !

Damn, it just doesn’t get more on point than that!

‘Walls absolutely do work’ – Mark Morgan, Border Patrol Chief under Obama

border walls are effective

Mark Morgan, the border patrol chief under open borders Marxist Hussein Obama went on the Tucker Carlson show tonight and had a rare moment of truth. Morgan admitted that we definitely need a border wall in this country to keep out the invading illegal aliens. It’s not “immoral”, wrong or whatever other adjective Democrats and the media like to attach to it.

 

This 5-in-1 tactical folding pocket knife is unbelievably cool

blizetec survival knife


This knife is AMAZING! It has a built-in seatbelt cutter, window breaker, magnesium fire starter, and LED light. And of course it’s razor-sharp. Rambo would love this thing.

✅BEST EMERGENCY TOOL: Premium 5-in-1 pocket-size stainless steel survival knife with nylon pouch. Functional components include: Drop-point blade with serrated saw, bright LED flashlight, magnesium alloy fire starter, blade lock, window breaker, seatbelt cutter and pocket clip.

✅ALWAYS BE READY: BlizeTec multi-purpose lock blade knife is perfect for all occasions; you can use it for camping, hiking, hunting and any outdoor activity. A MUST HAVE item for emergency preparedness; great gift for outdoor adventurers, military personnel, campers, hikers, hunters or even constant travelers.

✅POCKET SIZE & LIGHT WEIGHT: The knife is designed to fit perfectly into your palm. Weighs only 5.46oz, allowing you to avoid the hassle of carrying a big knife, while enjoying all the benefits of what a big knife can offer, and more. The knife can be carried with the belt clip or with the nylon pouch. This ultimate multi-emergency tool kit is produced with “ease of use” in mind.

✅EASY TO KEEP: BlizeTec emergency knife is easy to carry and easy to keep. The entire knife including handle is 8.5 inches long when open and it contains a mini LED light, seatbelt cutter, window breaker, magnesium fire starter and a pocket clip, Flexible carry options with the included nylon pouch, belt clip or just put it in your pocket. The blade is 3.5 inches long, and the whole unit is only 5 inches when closed.

✅QUALITY ASSURANCE: This sleek design survival knife is the BlizeTec limited edition series and backed by a lifetime warranty. (** NOTE** Beware of counterfeit **: BlizeTec is TRADEMARKED and the ORIGINAL CARRIER of the 5-in-1 silver limited edition survival knife. Always check sold by SELLER name under BlizeTec. So quality & warranty can be assured!)

Amazon review:

I always like to wait awhile before posting reviews about the quality and durability of anything I purchase. However, with time you can tell which products are good and which ones aren’t. That being said I have owned this knife for over two years and I love it! It’s still sharp and I use it on an almost daily basis for things like cutting twine, Zipties, tubing, small branches, etc. I use it frequently. I know most phones are equipped with flashlights but since the small light is magnetic and there have been times where my car broke down I just put it on the hood so I can work to get my car going again. The fire starter works amazing in the serated edges, actually tried it on a camp fire with kindle and it worked. Unfortunately lost the flint a month ago to no fault of the knife or magnet. Just left it somewhere. Never tried the seat belt cutter so I can’t speak to that. I have and will continue to recommend this knife.

blizetec survival knife

The greatest Trump t-shirt ever made!

ultimate trump t-shirt trump riding a tank

Liberal heads will turn—and instantly explode—when they see you wearing this ultimate Trump t-shirt!

100% Cotton

Hand dyed shirt featuring a realistic, 3D graphic on a preshrunk, 100 percent cotton shirt hand dyed and printed by The Mountain

Amazon review:

My son bought this shirt to irritate his dad. It fits as expected and it has irritated his dad.