NO MORE DONKEYS

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democrat condom get screwed

The NEW Democratic Symbol – no more donkey.

The Democratic Party today announced that it is changing its symbol from the Donkey to a Condom because it more accurately reflects the Party’s political stance. 

A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, and gives you a sense of security while you’re actually being screwed !

Damn, it just doesn’t get more on point than that!

‘Walls absolutely do work’ – Mark Morgan, Border Patrol Chief under Obama

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Mark Morgan, the border patrol chief under open borders Marxist Hussein Obama went on the Tucker Carlson show tonight and had a rare moment of truth. Morgan admitted that we definitely need a border wall in this country to keep out the invading illegal aliens. It’s not “immoral”, wrong or whatever other adjective Democrats and the media like to attach to it.

 

This 5-in-1 tactical folding pocket knife is unbelievably cool

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This knife is AMAZING! It has a built-in seatbelt cutter, window breaker, magnesium fire starter, and LED light. And of course it’s razor-sharp. Rambo would love this thing.

✅BEST EMERGENCY TOOL: Premium 5-in-1 pocket-size stainless steel survival knife with nylon pouch. Functional components include: Drop-point blade with serrated saw, bright LED flashlight, magnesium alloy fire starter, blade lock, window breaker, seatbelt cutter and pocket clip.

✅ALWAYS BE READY: BlizeTec multi-purpose lock blade knife is perfect for all occasions; you can use it for camping, hiking, hunting and any outdoor activity. A MUST HAVE item for emergency preparedness; great gift for outdoor adventurers, military personnel, campers, hikers, hunters or even constant travelers.

✅POCKET SIZE & LIGHT WEIGHT: The knife is designed to fit perfectly into your palm. Weighs only 5.46oz, allowing you to avoid the hassle of carrying a big knife, while enjoying all the benefits of what a big knife can offer, and more. The knife can be carried with the belt clip or with the nylon pouch. This ultimate multi-emergency tool kit is produced with “ease of use” in mind.

✅EASY TO KEEP: BlizeTec emergency knife is easy to carry and easy to keep. The entire knife including handle is 8.5 inches long when open and it contains a mini LED light, seatbelt cutter, window breaker, magnesium fire starter and a pocket clip, Flexible carry options with the included nylon pouch, belt clip or just put it in your pocket. The blade is 3.5 inches long, and the whole unit is only 5 inches when closed.

✅QUALITY ASSURANCE: This sleek design survival knife is the BlizeTec limited edition series and backed by a lifetime warranty. (** NOTE** Beware of counterfeit **: BlizeTec is TRADEMARKED and the ORIGINAL CARRIER of the 5-in-1 silver limited edition survival knife. Always check sold by SELLER name under BlizeTec. So quality & warranty can be assured!)

Amazon review:

I always like to wait awhile before posting reviews about the quality and durability of anything I purchase. However, with time you can tell which products are good and which ones aren’t. That being said I have owned this knife for over two years and I love it! It’s still sharp and I use it on an almost daily basis for things like cutting twine, Zipties, tubing, small branches, etc. I use it frequently. I know most phones are equipped with flashlights but since the small light is magnetic and there have been times where my car broke down I just put it on the hood so I can work to get my car going again. The fire starter works amazing in the serated edges, actually tried it on a camp fire with kindle and it worked. Unfortunately lost the flint a month ago to no fault of the knife or magnet. Just left it somewhere. Never tried the seat belt cutter so I can’t speak to that. I have and will continue to recommend this knife.

blizetec survival knife

Who needs a Magic 8 Ball when you’ve got President Predicto!

Donald Trump magic 8 ball president predicto

LET DONALD TRUMP TELL YOU YOUR FUTURE – Will your future be great again? Just ask President Predicto!

ASK PRESIDENT PREDICTO A YES or NO QUESTION & HE’LL SPEAK THE ANSWER – There are 25 possible affirmative, negative, or non-committal style answers and the mysterious ball comes alive with just a simple wave of your hand.

PLAYS SPOOKY MUSIC, LIGHTS UP & TALKS!! – President Predicto is no ordinary magic ball. As you wait to hear his eerie answer, the magical LED lights dance to the spooky music & haunting background sound effects.

PRESIDENT PREDICTO’S PREDICTIONS WILL GIVE YOU GOOSE BUMPS – As a fortune teller, only President Predicto can foresee what your future will hold, so get ready for some spine-tingling surprises as he tells you & your Trumpy Bear the answers to your most important questions.

Donald Trump magic 8 ball president predicto

Show off your ripped abs! This fanny pack is awesome

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Doing sit-ups is for chumps! Just strap on this amazing fanny pack and enjoy all the oohs and aahs!

funny abs fanny pack
funny abs fanny pack

This T-shirt will be the talk of the church picnic!

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Remind everyone that America is still a Christian country with this hilarious Mustard Seed Faith t-shirt! 🙂

100% Cotton

Sometimes the best way to share your love for Jesus is to inject a little humor!

Let your sense of humor shine in our “Mustard” Christian T-shirt—a sure way to add a little flavor to someone’s day.

Powerful Christian Message

Spread the Good News with this Christian shirt.

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Catch Up With Jesus! Christian T-shirts can be funny, too

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Remind everyone that America is still a Christian country with this hilarious Catch Up With Jesus t-shirt! 🙂

Share your faith anywhere you go!

Powerful Christian Message

catch up with jesus christian t-shirt

This is how patriots light up

stars and stripes zippo

Genuine Zippo windproof lighter with distinctive Zippo “click”

All metal construction; windproof design works virtually anywhere

Refillable for a lifetime of use; for optimum performance, we recommend genuine Zippo premium lighter fluid, flints, and wicks

Made in USA; lifetime guarantee that “it works or we fix it free”

stars and stripes zippo

Light it up with the Stars & Stripes!

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Genuine Zippo windproof lighter with distinctive Zippo “click”

All metal construction about 1.5 times as thick as a standard Zippo case; windproof design works virtually anywhere

Refillable for a lifetime of use;

Made in USA; lifetime guarantee that “it works or we fix it free”

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A funny gun rights T-shirt that will make liberal heads explode!

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Put this T-shirt on before your next gun rights argument!

Heavyweight 100% soft spun cotton (Ash 98/2 cotton/poly, Sport Grey 90/10 cotton/poly)

1×1 rib knit collar

Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

Coverseamed neck

Double-needle sleeves and hem

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Show anti-gun liberals where you stand!

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An awesome 2nd amendment T-shirt!

Domestically Professionally printed on Heavy Weight Imported Fabric; Short sleeve basic crew neck t-shirt

Unisex Sizing fits both Men and Women, making it the perfect shirt for anyone

Large Selection of Sizes and Colors ranging from small to 6XL

Larger size T-shirts may cause print to appear smaller; Machine Wash T-Shirt with cold water while inside out

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