How to look like a total badass

kickass american flag t-shirt grunt style

Stars & Stripes, baby! This t-shirt lets ’em know.

Authentic Grunt Style Apparel sold by Authorized Retailer

Sizing tends to run small, order a size up if you’re unsure

Ultra soft and comfortable

Light Fabric Proudly printed in the USA

Original Grunt Style design and is guaranteed to you 100% by their ‘Beer Guarantee’

kickass american flag t-shirt grunt style

Know your SCOTUS history! This is an amazingly cool gift

mug shows supreme court winners and losers losers disappear with hot coffee heat changing coffee mug

See the winners and the losers in over 30 famous US Supreme Court cases. Add a hot beverage and the losers disappear, revealing who won these landmark cases.

12 oz. ceramic mug. Comes in a colorful box.

This the kind of gift that even liberals could appreciate!

mug shows supreme court winners and losers losers disappear with hot coffee heat changing coffee mug

Who knew Abe Lincoln T-shirts could be so funny?!

funny abraham lincoln t-shirt that is so four score and seven years ago

Funny History Teacher T-Shirt Joke: Four Score & Seven Years. Makes for a hilarious gift for history buffs and history lovers! Rock this unique Abraham Lincoln humor tshirt & get this perfect clothing gift idea for anyone, even a liberal!

Lightweight, Classic fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem

Machine wash cold with like colors, dry low heat

funny abraham lincoln t-shirt that is so four score and seven years ago

A good host never lets a guest’s glass (or can) go empty

six pack can holster

Right. This six pack holster is for your guests! wink wink

Please drink responsibly … or call an Uber. πŸ™‚

six pack can holster

Way better than a teddy bear!

bald eagle stuffed animal

8” adorable wildlife bald eagle stuffed animal

Soft, floppy and huggable design

Realistically detailed using high quality plush materials

Expand your child’s interest in animals and wildlife studies … and AMERICA.

Recommended for 3+ years, please remove all hang tags and packing bags before giving to children.

bald eagle stuffed animal

This hilarious fanny pack will embarrass you, your family, and basically everyone in the known universe. Get one now!

Dadbod funny belly fanny pack funny gift

Dad bag “dadbod” belly waist pack. Or fanny pack. Who cares what you call it! Look totally hot everywhere you go.

Dadbod funny belly fanny pack funny gift
Dadbod funny belly fanny pack funny gift

Canada first? No. Mexico first? Try again!

america first t-shirt

We’re Americans. We put our people first above all else. What’s wrong with that? That’s what this t-shirt says.

Solid colors: 100% Cotton; Heather Grey: 90% Cotton, 10% Polyester; All Other Heathers: 50% Cotton, 50% Polyester

AMERICA FIRST T-Shirt. GOOD IDEA and GREAT Shirt to show support for our Nation. MAGA! GET YOURS !!!!

america first t-shirt

Show off your ripped abs! This fanny pack is awesome

funny abs fanny pack

Doing sit-ups is for chumps! Just strap on this amazing fanny pack and enjoy all the oohs and aahs!

funny abs fanny pack
funny abs fanny pack

Good luck finding a cooler light than this

starbright waterproof led cooler light coleman igloo

Apologies for the horrible pun! Seriously, you’re gonna need this cooler light at night.

NO MOUNTING REQUIRED: Turn it on and toss it in! DOES NOT have to be permanently attach to the inside of your cooler like other cooler lights!

WATERPROOF IN UP TO 6 FEET OF WATER: The Starbright Cooler light is waterproof up to 6 feet and can last up to 48 hours submerged in your cooler on the energy saving setting.

WHITE LIGHT AND RED LIGHT: Our cooler light will also has two color options: White light and red light.

RECHARGEABLE, NO BATTERIES REQUIRED: One charge can provide up to 60 hours of white light and up to 31 hours of red light.

LOW MAINTENANCE: The light can be fully recharged in approximately 5 hours. It can be charged from most USB power sources.

starbright waterproof led cooler light coleman igloo

Treat yourself to this amazing massage chair

oways massage chair

FULL BODY RELAXATION: OWAYS massage chair comes with 3 kneading levels and 3 tapping levels massage functions, 8 massage rollers with heating functionality providing back and neck massage, 2 high-frequency vibrating motors in the seat. Excellent chair to release fatigue, provide the perfect stretch and improved blood circulation

PERSONALIZATION DESIGN: Kneading and tapping functions can work simultaneously or can work separately moving up and down on specific area for pin-point relaxation.

ARC-SHAPED BASE AND DETACHABLE MASSAGE PILLOW: With an arc-shaped base of support and non-slip setting, it can give you a relaxing and enjoyable massage.

HAND HELD CONTROL AND EASY TO ASSEMBLE: Wooden handrail allows for a natural feel during the massage session. Easy to use hand held control has its own storage pocket for convenience and protection.

oways massage chair

If you’re always losing things β€” keys, phone, etc. β€” you need this

tile key locator

Tile will ring your things: Use your smartphone to make your Tile Pro ring when it’s nearby but out of sight

Find your phone: Can’t find your phone? Simply double press the Tile button on your Tile Pro to make your phone ring, even when it’s on silent

Activate Community Find: If your Tile Pro is faraway, let other Tile community members help. The Tile app running on their phones can send location updates to your app

tile never lose anything again

Historians agree that Abe Lincoln had a wicked sense of humor, and this T-shirt proves it!

funny abraham lincoln tshirt funny history tshirt gifts for teachers

Solid colors: 100% Cotton; Heather Grey: 90% Cotton, 10% Polyester; All Other Heathers: 50% Cotton, 50% Polyester

Imported

Machine wash cold with like colors, dry low heat

Great gift for history teachers, social studies teachers, american history teachers, civics teachers, history buffs and Abraham Lincoln fans

Official Funny History Teacher Tee

funny abraham lincoln tshirt funny history tshirt gifts for teachers