A nice way to greet unwelcome “visitors” to your home!

funny sign protected by the good lord and a gun

This sign speaks for itself!

Size – 8″ X 12″

Quick & Easy Mount – Comes With Pre-Cut Mounting Holes For Hanging

Indoor/Outdoor Use – Printed With Ultra Durable Inks For A Scratch Resistant Finish That Will Last For Years

Proudly Made In The USA

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One of the coolest AMERICA t-shirts ever made!

abraham lincoln riding a bear t-shirt

There’s a surprising number of Abraham Lincoln t-shirts out there. None are more awesome than this one!

100% Cotton

Made in USA

Created, developed, dyed, and printed in Marlborough, NH

100% Oekotex Certified which guarantees shirts are free of chemicals harmful to your body

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Indian walks into a cafe…

An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand and pulling a male buffalo with the other.

He says to the waiter: “Want coffee.”

The waiter says, “Sure, Chief. Coming right up.” He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee.

The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp, turns and blasts the buffalo with the shotgun, causing parts of the animal to splatter everywhere and then just walks out.

The next morning the Indian returns. He has his shotgun in one hand, pulling another male buffalo with the other. He walks up to the counter and says to the waiter: “Want coffee.”

The waiter says, “Whoa…! We’re still cleaning up your mess from yesterday. What was all that about, anyway?”

The Indian smiles and proudly says, “Training for a position in United States Senate. Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull, leave mess for others to clean up, disappear for rest of day.”

How to look like a total badass

kickass american flag t-shirt grunt style

Stars & Stripes, baby! This t-shirt lets ’em know.

Authentic Grunt Style Apparel sold by Authorized Retailer

Sizing tends to run small, order a size up if you’re unsure

Ultra soft and comfortable

Light Fabric Proudly printed in the USA

Original Grunt Style design and is guaranteed to you 100% by their ‘Beer Guarantee’

kickass american flag t-shirt grunt style

Fuel up like a U.S. soldier with U.S. Surplus MREs — Meals Ready to Eat

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Meals Ready to Eat – Long shelf life when stored per manufacturer’s directions.

Genuine US War Fighter Rations are the ultimate survivalist, Prepper & outdoor enthusiast Meal.

Ideal for hunting, camping, hiking, fishing, boating, and emergency food supply.

Designed for maximum endurance and nutrition with average 1250 calories per meal.

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Judge Kavanaugh…VERY short…

Judge Kavanaugh obama

Judge Kavanaugh comes clean about his high school and college years: 

“I spent the last two years of high school in a daze, locking away the questions that life seemed insistent on imposing. I kept playing basketball, attended classes sparingly, drank beer heavily, and tried drugs enthusiastically. Discovered that it didn’t make any difference if you smoked reefer in the white class mates sparkling new van, or in the dorm room with some brother you’d met down at the gym, or on the beach with a couple of Hawaiian kids who had dropped out of school and now spent most of their time looking for an excuse to brawl.”  

Just kidding folks. Those are NOT Judge Kavanaugh’s words. The words are from former president Obama’s book describing his high school and college days. Just wondering…do you think there might be a double standard?