A great T-shirt for annoying the anti-gun pansies in your life!

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Guns offend you? Let me write you a prescription for a pair of testicles

Authentic Armed American Supply apparel.

Our very popular designs are printed on Next Level brand premium blend shirts, which are made of a very high quality yet thin cotton / poly blend sure to be your new favorite shirt. The Armed American Supply Company is owned by a retired law enforcement officer and all our shirts are designed, printed, packed and shipped by current and retired law enforcement and their family.

Sizing tends to run small, order a size up if you’re unsure.

Vintage Distressed Design

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The coolest cutting board you’re ever going to see!

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Celebrate life in America with this fun bamboo serving and cutting board in the shape of USA

Perfect for food prep, serving or display; board measures 17-1/2″ x 11″ x 5/8″

Show off your American pride, the included hanging hole and tie make this board a wonderful wall art option too; a perfect gift item for anyone who loves the USA

Beautiful flat grain bamboo construction is gentle on knives when used as a cutting board or serves wonderfully as a serving platter; hand wash only

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Shoot a deer, then snuggle up under one!

american flag white tail deer blanket

You don’t have to be a hunter to love this patriotic deer blanket, but it sure helps!

Ultra-soft, warm and cozy throw — exceptionally durable.

Printed with bright vibrant colors.

Perfect for home, at a game or on a picnic

Size: 50″ x 60″.

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A nice way to greet unwelcome “visitors” to your home!

funny sign protected by the good lord and a gun

This sign speaks for itself!

Size – 8″ X 12″

Quick & Easy Mount – Comes With Pre-Cut Mounting Holes For Hanging

Indoor/Outdoor Use – Printed With Ultra Durable Inks For A Scratch Resistant Finish That Will Last For Years

Proudly Made In The USA

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One of the coolest AMERICA t-shirts ever made!

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There’s a surprising number of Abraham Lincoln t-shirts out there. None are more awesome than this one!

100% Cotton

Made in USA

Created, developed, dyed, and printed in Marlborough, NH

100% Oekotex Certified which guarantees shirts are free of chemicals harmful to your body

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How to look like a total badass

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Stars & Stripes, baby! This t-shirt lets ’em know.

Authentic Grunt Style Apparel sold by Authorized Retailer

Sizing tends to run small, order a size up if you’re unsure

Ultra soft and comfortable

Light Fabric Proudly printed in the USA

Original Grunt Style design and is guaranteed to you 100% by their ‘Beer Guarantee’

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Fuel up like a U.S. soldier with U.S. Surplus MREs — Meals Ready to Eat

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Meals Ready to Eat – Long shelf life when stored per manufacturer’s directions.

Genuine US War Fighter Rations are the ultimate survivalist, Prepper & outdoor enthusiast Meal.

Ideal for hunting, camping, hiking, fishing, boating, and emergency food supply.

Designed for maximum endurance and nutrition with average 1250 calories per meal.

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Be ready to go full Rambo at a moment’s notice!

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This all in one survival kit contains everything that any survivalist or outdoor enthusiast would need. Includes fire starter, scraper, swiss card, flashlight, whistle, folding knife, tactical pen, Survival Bracelet and black box

5-IN-1 paracord bracelet with embedded compass, fire starter, emergency knife & whistle; Cold Steel Military Knife: Black cold steel blade and black aluminum handle. Anti-Rust, Durable; Temperature Compass let you know the around environment and do a quick response to enhance your survival probability in an emergency

A tactical pen is prepared for breaking car glass in emergency, also can be used for self defense and normal writing. the whistle that made by Aluminum Alloy generates sound as loud as 120db, Double Tube with high frequency design can be heard from far distance, help you easier to be found by rescuers

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Know your SCOTUS history! This is an amazingly cool gift

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See the winners and the losers in over 30 famous US Supreme Court cases. Add a hot beverage and the losers disappear, revealing who won these landmark cases.

12 oz. ceramic mug. Comes in a colorful box.

This the kind of gift that even liberals could appreciate!

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If you don’t have an American flag yet, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?!

american flag

Amazon review:

I bought this flag to replace one I had previously purchased at our local discount store that frayed and fell apart a week after I put it up. This measures 3′ x 5′ so it is a nice, large flag and I feel it is well worth the money. It drapes nicely once hung up, I have mine on a spinner pole so it never gets tangled or wrapped around the pole.

It is appropriate to display the flag everyday (as long as it flies in accordance with the rules of the U.S. Flag Code). The flag should be displayed, from sunrise to sunset, on all days when the weather permits However, its particularly important to fly the flag on the following days:

New Years Day – Jan 1
Inauguration Day – Jan 20 every 4th year
Martin Luther King’s Birthday – 3rd Monday in Jan
Lincoln’s Birthday 3rd Monday in Feb
Washington’s Birthday – 3rd Monday in Feb
Presidents Day – 3rd Monday in Feb
Easter Sunday
Patriots Day – April 19
National Day of Prayer – 1st Thursday of May
Mothers Day – 2nd Sunday in May
Armed Forces Day – 3rd Saturday in May
Memorial Day – Last Monday in May (half staff until noon)
Flag Day – June 14
Independence Day – July 4
Labor Day – 1st Monday in Sept
Constitution Day – Sept 17
Columbus Day – Oct 12
Navy Day – Oct 27
Election Days – variable
Marine Corps Birthday – Nov 10
Veterans Day – November 11
Thanksgiving Day – 4th Thursday in Nov
Christmas Day – Dec 25
Election Days – Variable

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Don’t go hunting or shooting without ear protection

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Hunting Range Gear Hearing Protection Muffs

#1 selling hunting earmuffs on Amazon

Made of the highest quality materials

Another great Walker’s product

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Who knew Abe Lincoln T-shirts could be so funny?!

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Funny History Teacher T-Shirt Joke: Four Score & Seven Years. Makes for a hilarious gift for history buffs and history lovers! Rock this unique Abraham Lincoln humor tshirt & get this perfect clothing gift idea for anyone, even a liberal!

Lightweight, Classic fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem

Machine wash cold with like colors, dry low heat

funny abraham lincoln t-shirt that is so four score and seven years ago

Binoculars make hunting, sightseeing, and birdwatching a LOT more fun

low light binoculars

You’d be surprised how much more fun you can have with a pair of binoculars at the ready!

12x magnification, 25mm objective lens and wide field of view, 273ft/1000yds, letting you look farther and see wider. Coating with FMC Broadband coating and premium BAK4 prism, it ensure imaging verisimilar.

15mm large eyepieces, can see more clear image than other binoculars.

The binoculars are made of ABS plastic and it also come with a cruise binocular strap, you can use this item in different situations. And nonslip rubber armor is made for secure grip, shockproof, water resistant.

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Your car’s gonna look way cooler with this flag decal

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USA American Flag Emblem in Black Chrome and Satin Black

Each Order Includes 2 Flag Badges (One USA Regular Orientation and One USA Reverse Orientation)

Each Flag is 5.32 inches x 3.03 inches

100% 3M Certified Exterior Grade Materials and Adhesives, UV Stable – Stick Them Anywhere

Raised Stars and Stripes – Custom Look and Professionally Designed

american flag auto decal

A good host never lets a guest’s glass (or can) go empty

six pack can holster

Right. This six pack holster is for your guests! wink wink

Please drink responsibly … or call an Uber. 🙂

six pack can holster

Way better than a teddy bear!

bald eagle stuffed animal

8” adorable wildlife bald eagle stuffed animal

Soft, floppy and huggable design

Realistically detailed using high quality plush materials

Expand your child’s interest in animals and wildlife studies … and AMERICA.

Recommended for 3+ years, please remove all hang tags and packing bags before giving to children.

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An amazing gift for the golfer who has everything!

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A GPS golf watch is one of those things you never knew you needed. Once you get used to having it on the course, you’ll never want to golf without it again!

AUTOSHOT – Round analyzer measures shot distances with auto-recording for post-round analysis on your Garmin Connect account

STYLISH COMFORT – Fully-hinged, sleek watchband design with comfortable fit. Display resolution: 128 x 128 pixels

TRUSWING COMPATIBLE – When paired, Garmin TruSwing golf swing sensor provides metrics to improve your swing consistency. Display size: 0.9 x 0.9(inches)

ACTIVITY TRACKING – Reminds you to stay active on or off the course with move bar alerts. Displays steps, calories burned, distance and time of day, plus it monitors hours of sleep.

STAT TRACKING – Enhanced stats keeps track of fairways hit, greens in regulation and putts per round

Sunlight-readable, high-resolution, monochrome. Connectivity : Bluetooth Smart and ANT+

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Don’t go camping without this kickass portable hammock!

double camping hammock

EVERYTHING YOU NEED IS IN THE BAG!!! Designed to provide an amazing outdoor experience without the frustration and hassle of other lesser quality hammocks. Includes premium HangTight Hammock Straps.

LIGHTWEIGHT & PORTABLE COMPACT SIZE – Perfect hammock for camping, backpacking, hiking, hanging out on college campus, and more. It’s large double size allows two adults to lounge comfortably & ensure a good night’s sleep for one.

PREMIUM WIREGATE CARABINERS & SLINGS INCLUDED – Our quality aluminum carabiners are the only type you want to use for your hammock. They are lightweight, durable, and have no sharp edges that will snag your hammock or straps.

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This collectable “zero cents” AOC coin has no actual value, much like AOC herself

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No matter what you do with this collectible piece of political history, you’ll have a good laugh at AOC’s colossal stupidity. “Pay” it to a liberal instead of a real penny! Or better yet, keep it as a funny keepsake or give it as a gift.

Also available: Zero Cents Bernie Sanders, Zero Cents Elizabeth Warren, and Zero Cents Joe Biden — all WORTHLESS!

This collectible “zero cents” AOC coin is hilarious!

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Get some laughs at church … and who knows what else?

I put the stud in bible study

I put the STUD in BIBLE STUDY” T-shirt! 🙂

Solid colors: 100% Cotton; Heather Grey: 90% Cotton, 10% Polyester; All Other Heathers: 50% Cotton, 50% Polyester

Machine wash cold with like colors, dry low heat

This I Put The Stud In Bible Study makes the perfect funny gift for any Christian man. If you have been looking for funny Christian t shirts for men or funny Christian shirts for boys, then look no further!

Lightweight, Classic fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem

I put the stud in bible study