A great T-shirt for annoying the anti-gun pansies in your life!

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Guns offend you? Let me write you a prescription for a pair of testicles

Authentic Armed American Supply apparel.

Our very popular designs are printed on Next Level brand premium blend shirts, which are made of a very high quality yet thin cotton / poly blend sure to be your new favorite shirt. The Armed American Supply Company is owned by a retired law enforcement officer and all our shirts are designed, printed, packed and shipped by current and retired law enforcement and their family.

Sizing tends to run small, order a size up if you’re unsure.

Vintage Distressed Design

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The coolest cutting board you’re ever going to see!

usa bamboo cutting board unique gift

Celebrate life in America with this fun bamboo serving and cutting board in the shape of USA

Perfect for food prep, serving or display; board measures 17-1/2″ x 11″ x 5/8″

Show off your American pride, the included hanging hole and tie make this board a wonderful wall art option too; a perfect gift item for anyone who loves the USA

Beautiful flat grain bamboo construction is gentle on knives when used as a cutting board or serves wonderfully as a serving platter; hand wash only

usa bamboo cutting board unique gift

Shoot a deer, then snuggle up under one!

american flag white tail deer blanket

You don’t have to be a hunter to love this patriotic deer blanket, but it sure helps!

Ultra-soft, warm and cozy throw — exceptionally durable.

Printed with bright vibrant colors.

Perfect for home, at a game or on a picnic

Size: 50″ x 60″.

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The MAGIC Green Hat…

US border patrol hat

Visiting in South Western USA, I needed to go to the emergency room. Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my MAGIC GREEN HAT.

When I went into the E.R., I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left. I guess they decided that they weren’t that sick after all. It cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time.

Here’s the hat:

It also works at Dept. of Motor Vehicles. It saved me 5 hours.

At the Laundromat, three minutes after entering, I had my choice of any machine, most still running.

It might also cut your wait time at the grocery store.

But…don’t try it at McDonald’s…
The whole crew ran out the back door and I never did get my order!